Message from @Knotty

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2020-12-02 16:59:57 UTC  

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2020-12-02 17:26:11 UTC  

no, the joke is that when you try to clean that in the dishwasher, it'll make a mess because the dishwasher isn't made to clean off that much grease or carbon deposits. In short, it made a mess and the wife is pissed

2020-12-02 17:26:30 UTC  

and also because hubby put car parts before real chores

2020-12-02 17:26:36 UTC  

yes, so it starts an argument right?

2020-12-02 17:26:38 UTC  

xD

2020-12-02 17:26:40 UTC  

yeah

2020-12-02 19:20:21 UTC  

Add dawn to take care of the grease, worked for me.

2020-12-02 20:23:14 UTC  

Too complicated to be funny tbh ๐Ÿ˜‚ <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-12-02 23:02:20 UTC  

Liberals make sense

2020-12-02 23:16:21 UTC  

The ones I've met make neither sense nor cents

2020-12-02 23:18:44 UTC  

Lol

2020-12-02 23:18:58 UTC  

BLM is 100% peaceful

2020-12-02 23:19:10 UTC  

*get it? Cause it's jokes*

2020-12-02 23:19:53 UTC  

Joe Biden. That's it, that's the joke

2020-12-02 23:27:02 UTC  

Most of my dad jokes make dollars

2020-12-02 23:27:59 UTC  

I also get some money from the laundry

2020-12-03 06:42:26 UTC  

it really triggers my taste buds with that smoky after taste though...

2020-12-03 11:38:49 UTC  

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2020-12-03 15:17:13 UTC  

he made the right choice

2020-12-03 15:20:03 UTC  

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2020-12-03 15:21:25 UTC  

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2020-12-03 15:21:47 UTC  

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2020-12-03 15:24:43 UTC  

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2020-12-03 17:36:33 UTC  

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2020-12-03 17:38:24 UTC  

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2020-12-03 23:04:35 UTC  

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

He didn't. He got stuck in a crack!

2020-12-03 23:55:41 UTC  

Why are we assuming the gender of the toilet paper? ๐Ÿค”

2020-12-04 00:00:33 UTC  

Mt ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better

2020-12-04 00:00:42 UTC  

*my

2020-12-04 01:47:34 UTC  

You can just your see text to fix typos. Hold it down and hit edit. If youโ€™re on PC, There should be a button on the side of text you can hit.

See? This text was added later. You can tell by the โ€œeditedโ€ mark on the bottom of my message.

2020-12-04 02:16:53 UTC  

Even though Iโ€™m a Capitalist and a Patriot, I have to admit that the Soviet anthem sounds really good

2020-12-04 02:17:12 UTC  

||And you know itโ€™s true because if it didnโ€™t, the writers would have been shot.||

2020-12-04 02:26:22 UTC  

> There should be a button on the side of text you can hit
it's no longer there for me, but you can still right-click too ๐Ÿ™‚

2020-12-04 03:38:22 UTC  

A rabbit and a bear are taking a dump together when the bear asks,
"Mr. Rabbit, does the shit stick to your fur?"
"No, it doesn't ", replies the rabbit.
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

2020-12-04 03:42:08 UTC  

I may have had too much to drink tonight...

2020-12-04 04:43:43 UTC  

If you get cold just stand in a corner because they are around 90 degrees

2020-12-04 05:37:45 UTC  

Great jokes ^

2020-12-04 14:56:14 UTC  

You could say my teacherโ€™s just hanging around

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