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won't start without it
also gets really dirty if you let oil leak, which is why it's in the dishwasher
so basically the joke is it's gonna start something, but it's gonna start a fight, instead of an engine
no, the joke is that when you try to clean that in the dishwasher, it'll make a mess because the dishwasher isn't made to clean off that much grease or carbon deposits. In short, it made a mess and the wife is pissed
and also because hubby put car parts before real chores
yes, so it starts an argument right?
xD
yeah
Add dawn to take care of the grease, worked for me.
Too complicated to be funny tbh π <:KEK:726877368601411624>
Liberals make sense
The ones I've met make neither sense nor cents
Lol
BLM is 100% peaceful
*get it? Cause it's jokes*
Joe Biden. That's it, that's the joke
Most of my dad jokes make dollars
I also get some money from the laundry
it really triggers my taste buds with that smoky after taste though...
he made the right choice
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Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
He didn't. He got stuck in a crack!
Why are we assuming the gender of the toilet paper? π€
Mt ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better
*my
You can just your see text to fix typos. Hold it down and hit edit. If youβre on PC, There should be a button on the side of text you can hit.
See? This text was added later. You can tell by the βeditedβ mark on the bottom of my message.
Even though Iβm a Capitalist and a Patriot, I have to admit that the Soviet anthem sounds really good
||And you know itβs true because if it didnβt, the writers would have been shot.||
> There should be a button on the side of text you can hit
it's no longer there for me, but you can still right-click too π
A rabbit and a bear are taking a dump together when the bear asks,
"Mr. Rabbit, does the shit stick to your fur?"
"No, it doesn't ", replies the rabbit.
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
I may have had too much to drink tonight...