Message from @Son Dank

Discord ID: 782525023976947713


2020-11-28 22:41:35 UTC  

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

2020-11-28 22:41:37 UTC  

That Christmas present joke was too good

2020-11-28 22:41:45 UTC  

Bruh

2020-11-28 22:48:42 UTC  

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

2020-11-28 22:58:58 UTC  

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth ||Now when I speak, I have a weird Axe scent||

2020-11-28 23:02:43 UTC  

To the Scumbag that stole 300 cans of RedBull from my shop,I don't know how you can sleep at night.

2020-11-28 23:09:12 UTC  

The Russian scientist whom found the cure for the common cold has died.|| RIP Benylin Forchestikov||

2020-11-28 23:45:49 UTC  

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2020-11-28 23:50:24 UTC  

Lmao

2020-11-29 00:05:36 UTC  

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
Because he was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree
Monkey See Monkey Do

2020-11-29 02:30:53 UTC  

My wife was reading one of her magazines and suddenly asked me "What's nasal sex?" ||"Fuck knows, " I replied.||

2020-11-29 04:51:31 UTC  

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2020-11-29 07:36:47 UTC  

I asked my friend if I would get arrested with throwing sodium chloride in someones eyes, he said “yes,thats assault” I know its a salt but would i get arrested

2020-11-29 07:37:15 UTC  

*I should mute this channel.*

2020-11-29 08:33:02 UTC  

Meanwhile in Canada, a seal walks into a club

2020-11-29 08:33:28 UTC  

Is that a feminist joke or the animal cuz I respect one way more than the other

2020-11-29 08:34:12 UTC  

It’s a joke about the stereotype of Canadians clubbing seals

2020-11-29 08:34:46 UTC  

Never heard of it anyways it's 3:30 in the morning I'm out

2020-11-29 08:34:56 UTC  

Gn

2020-11-29 08:35:01 UTC  

Yeet

2020-11-29 08:35:04 UTC  

Anywho

2020-11-29 08:37:00 UTC  

My wife told me to get in touch with my feminine side, ||so I crashed the car.|| Then when she asked what was wrong, ||I told her “nothing”||

2020-11-29 13:20:18 UTC  

If Pizaa was wood fired, how is it gonna get a job?

2020-11-29 15:00:08 UTC  

............

2020-11-29 15:33:45 UTC  

Even though I'm bald, I still have my favorite comb.
||I just can't part with it.||

2020-11-29 17:31:57 UTC  

I'm a member of a secret society for Cypriot cheese lovers. Or, as it's better known, ||the Hallouminati.||

2020-11-29 17:33:04 UTC  

A local Potter has been charged with murder after multiple victims were found in his oven. ||police believe he went on a kiln spree||

2020-11-29 20:05:55 UTC  

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2020-11-29 22:13:39 UTC  

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2020-11-29 22:48:57 UTC  

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2020-11-30 01:56:15 UTC  

What do you call a tree who know Kung fu? Spruce Lee!

2020-11-30 07:29:09 UTC  

What's the grossest rank in the US Navy?
Rear Admiral Lower Half.

2020-11-30 11:51:01 UTC  

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2020-11-30 16:25:03 UTC  

i have a cow that has a green halter i call her moss cow

2020-11-30 17:53:05 UTC  

I had my leg X-rayed at my health check today - the doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'

I asked "inch high knees?"

He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高

2020-11-30 18:48:42 UTC  

What is Joe Biden's favorite movie? <:YouKnowTheThing:723005092764319776>

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2020-11-30 23:10:00 UTC  

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Both of them get smashed and the giraffe falls over. The man gets up to leave and the bartender says, "Hey, you can't leave that laying there." The man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe," and walks our the door.

2020-12-01 00:13:16 UTC  

The Thing: It was among us before Among Us

2020-12-01 01:41:12 UTC  

How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When it becomes apparent

2020-12-01 02:13:30 UTC  

I once tickled a man to death. I was charged with manslaughter.