Message from @h bomb

Discord ID: 785699283365789696


2020-12-05 19:22:28 UTC  

Jokes about sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar - ||Demerara||.

2020-12-05 19:23:19 UTC  

I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit. ||We’re going to go on a date next week||.

2020-12-05 19:27:54 UTC  

Propagating.- ||What a Jamaican calls two men holding hands||.

2020-12-05 19:29:21 UTC  

If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,|| then soviet||

2020-12-05 20:49:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/784884297428500520/20201205_124925.jpg

2020-12-05 22:24:02 UTC  

Why was the stadium so cool?
It was full of fans

*kill me please*

2020-12-05 22:38:59 UTC  

*Gladly.* 🙂

2020-12-06 00:07:30 UTC  

@TheCraziestOregonian get some dirt on Hillary

2020-12-06 20:58:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/785248855633035284/download_20201206_155629.jpg

2020-12-07 01:32:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/785317879079239690/20201206_173220.jpg

2020-12-07 08:52:21 UTC  

My Uncle is addicted to Viagra, my Aunt is taking it very hard!

2020-12-07 16:14:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/785539775729369118/gty_dnc_bill_clinton_gestures_ps_160726_4x5_992.jpg

2020-12-07 22:20:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/785631953184882688/20201207_142035.jpg

2020-12-07 23:02:56 UTC  

I learned to type, and I found the keys to "happiness".

2020-12-08 01:09:21 UTC  

i already love this discord and the punderful people on here

2020-12-08 01:34:53 UTC  

Yeah it's grate

2020-12-08 02:41:21 UTC  

Heard Ireland has the fastest growing capital, it's always Dublin

2020-12-08 02:46:30 UTC  

Yeah, it is-

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/785698794321739796/image0.png

2020-12-08 02:48:26 UTC  

It's never a drain

2020-12-08 03:20:00 UTC  

*groans in agony and despair*

2020-12-08 04:42:45 UTC  

because you posted this dad joke... I completely agree

2020-12-08 05:47:49 UTC  

Why is everyone talking about Paula and why should I care about her ticks ?

2020-12-08 06:48:31 UTC  

just

2020-12-08 06:48:36 UTC  

wow

2020-12-08 11:50:31 UTC  

Got dressed this morning and found a hole in my sock...darn

2020-12-08 13:21:58 UTC  

I went to visit my Mother-in-law the other day. I rang the bell and she opened the door in her nightdress, and I thought 'That's an odd place to have a door'.

2020-12-08 13:24:29 UTC  

I was miserable until this tall girl walked past my window. I knew she was tall, I live 8 floors up.

2020-12-08 13:27:55 UTC  

bruh

2020-12-08 14:05:35 UTC  

you did a darning joke....jokes from the 1850's

2020-12-08 14:27:22 UTC  

Call me old fashioned

2020-12-08 16:57:33 UTC  

I hit my head swimming today...dam.

2020-12-08 16:59:11 UTC  

Me: I've been constipated for a week!
Doctor: No shit?

2020-12-08 16:59:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/785913472889389076/image0.jpg

2020-12-08 21:13:20 UTC  

This here is my stepladder. ||I never met my real ladder.||

2020-12-08 22:25:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/785995475358449684/20201124_100320.jpg

2020-12-08 22:49:52 UTC  

I just invented a brand new word: Plagiarism

2020-12-08 22:50:36 UTC  

I named my dog 5 miles, and now I walk 5 miles every day.

2020-12-08 23:09:38 UTC  

I dung beetle walks into a bar and says.... ||"Is this stool taken?"||

2020-12-09 01:25:00 UTC  

That's a shitty joke