Message from @h bomb
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Jokes about sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar - ||Demerara||.
I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit. ||We’re going to go on a date next week||.
Propagating.- ||What a Jamaican calls two men holding hands||.
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,|| then soviet||
Why was the stadium so cool?
It was full of fans
*kill me please*
*Gladly.* 🙂
@TheCraziestOregonian get some dirt on Hillary
My Uncle is addicted to Viagra, my Aunt is taking it very hard!
I learned to type, and I found the keys to "happiness".
i already love this discord and the punderful people on here
Yeah it's grate
Heard Ireland has the fastest growing capital, it's always Dublin
*groans in agony and despair*
because you posted this dad joke... I completely agree
Why is everyone talking about Paula and why should I care about her ticks ?
just
wow
Got dressed this morning and found a hole in my sock...darn
I went to visit my Mother-in-law the other day. I rang the bell and she opened the door in her nightdress, and I thought 'That's an odd place to have a door'.
I was miserable until this tall girl walked past my window. I knew she was tall, I live 8 floors up.
bruh
you did a darning joke....jokes from the 1850's
Call me old fashioned
I hit my head swimming today...dam.
Me: I've been constipated for a week!
Doctor: No shit?
This here is my stepladder. ||I never met my real ladder.||
I just invented a brand new word: Plagiarism
I named my dog 5 miles, and now I walk 5 miles every day.
I dung beetle walks into a bar and says.... ||"Is this stool taken?"||
That's a shitty joke