*Gladly.* 🙂

@TheCraziestOregonian get some dirt on Hillary

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260896487318355968/784992795282112512/0i8izmjdfd361.png

My Uncle is addicted to Viagra, my Aunt is taking it very hard!

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-cmon-man-us-president-candidate-gif-16967331

I learned to type, and I found the keys to "happiness".

i already love this discord and the punderful people on here

Yeah it's grate

Heard Ireland has the fastest growing capital, it's always Dublin

Yeah, it is-

It's never a drain

*groans in agony and despair*

because you posted this dad joke... I completely agree

Why is everyone talking about Paula and why should I care about her ticks ?

just

wow

Got dressed this morning and found a hole in my sock...darn

I went to visit my Mother-in-law the other day. I rang the bell and she opened the door in her nightdress, and I thought 'That's an odd place to have a door'.

I was miserable until this tall girl walked past my window. I knew she was tall, I live 8 floors up.

bruh

you did a darning joke....jokes from the 1850's

Call me old fashioned

I hit my head swimming today...dam.

Me: I've been constipated for a week!
Doctor: No shit?

This here is my stepladder. ||I never met my real ladder.||

I just invented a brand new word: Plagiarism

I named my dog 5 miles, and now I walk 5 miles every day.

I dung beetle walks into a bar and says.... ||"Is this stool taken?"||

That's a shitty joke

Yknow I nicknamed the neighbors dog 5 miles so that when people asked that I did last week I can say I ran over five miles

And if the dogs name was 500 miles ? Could you have made a song ?

👀

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camo hoodie: You can hide but you can't run

Contrasting that the track team who stole my crossing guard outfit

Did you hear about the guy who steals hearing aids?