Message from @Christhetank

Discord ID: 787753388279726132


2020-12-12 05:23:47 UTC  

yessir

2020-12-12 07:35:45 UTC  

What did the salted peanut say to the unsalted peanut... I’ve been asalted

2020-12-12 08:26:51 UTC  

Can I send this joke to a friend?

2020-12-12 14:13:08 UTC  

Bill Clinton: Walks down the stairs from Air Force 1, with a pig under each arm.

Secret Service Agent: "Nice pigs, sir."

Clinton: "Thanks. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."

SS Agent: "Good trade, sir."

2020-12-12 15:54:10 UTC  

yes ofc

2020-12-12 20:01:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/787408894052925460/iEm6xAI.jpg

2020-12-12 20:12:24 UTC  

🤦‍♂️

2020-12-12 20:21:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/787413812739178496/SeIpzzK.jpeg

2020-12-12 20:30:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/787416016967565312/wRj3pog.jpeg

2020-12-13 05:02:40 UTC  

...go stand in the corner.

2020-12-13 06:17:58 UTC  

Holy cheese Smokie is alive!

2020-12-13 07:18:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/787579243055677440/20201212_231819.jpg

2020-12-13 08:43:55 UTC  

Nice to see you Smokie lol

2020-12-13 15:20:02 UTC  

This joke left me a little sour dough. No really. I'm feeling a bit rye over it.

2020-12-13 15:21:19 UTC  

I didn't know that joke was still in circulation. It's still cool, though.

2020-12-13 15:30:19 UTC  

This joke needs to go to the Civillian Camping Grounds, so it can get some In-Tent Civ Care.

2020-12-13 17:46:18 UTC  

How do you milk sheep? - release another iPhone

2020-12-13 17:49:14 UTC  

Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary.... If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere

2020-12-13 18:50:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/787753386274586664/ApprehensiveRemarkableDouglasfirbarkbeetle-max-1mb.gif

2020-12-13 19:13:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/787759048928919592/acc4e4a16282d4692c3441e01b3ca044.png

2020-12-14 01:06:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/787848021329051668/20201213_170502.jpg

2020-12-14 01:50:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/787858952758493195/20201213_204525.jpg

2020-12-14 03:02:37 UTC  

Me: how do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Dad: pull down your pants and show em your nuts

2020-12-14 04:25:31 UTC  

Dad Jokes gives me cancer keep up the great work!

2020-12-14 04:46:13 UTC  

Guys I don’t know any dad jokes because my dad has been gone ever since he left to get milk

2020-12-14 05:09:31 UTC  

A Pirate walks into a bar and he has a boats wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks “what’s with the wheel” the pirate looks at him and says “Arrr it’s drivin me nuts”

2020-12-14 08:42:12 UTC  

Why did I laugh it that one

2020-12-14 13:44:02 UTC  

Why are there no Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?

Because they're all Targets

2020-12-14 16:34:32 UTC  

no, because there's a Target on every corner

2020-12-14 19:24:18 UTC  

@RBP_Productions No advertising.

2020-12-14 19:27:11 UTC  

.warn @RBP_Productions no advertising on this server

2020-12-14 19:27:12 UTC  

2020-12-15 02:20:33 UTC  

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

2020-12-15 02:41:59 UTC  

It's another crusade

2020-12-15 02:44:21 UTC  

An Irish man walks out of a bar

2020-12-15 02:44:40 UTC  

We would never.

2020-12-15 02:45:15 UTC  

Lmao

2020-12-15 05:15:57 UTC  

Everywhere is a bar in Irishland.