He’s like a spoiled toddler who didn’t get the toy he wanted

Naw fam vote Kanye

I hope that lady who was screaming at Trumps first inauguration is there again

Tacos

When Trump wind again the pollsters are going to have a lot of explaining to do

Did someone say Cali was blue????

Wow I never would’ve guessed

Yo trump can you pay my mortgage

@xirxes fax

Cant wait to see don Lemon implode when Trump wins

> I went and voted this morning... and on the fucking ballot they have a proposition asking if it needs to be mandatory to be a citizen to vote in Florida. WHAT????
@Wardog we had the same thing in Colorado

A Pirate walks into a bar and he has a boats wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks “what’s with the wheel” the pirate looks at him and says “Arrr it’s drivin me nuts”

When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear word...



I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...

What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Hailing Taxis

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar

And things got a little tense.