Message from @Caramon Majere
Discord ID: 787858955861753886
Can I send this joke to a friend?
Bill Clinton: Walks down the stairs from Air Force 1, with a pig under each arm.
Secret Service Agent: "Nice pigs, sir."
Clinton: "Thanks. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
SS Agent: "Good trade, sir."
yes ofc
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...go stand in the corner.
Holy cheese Smokie is alive!
Nice to see you Smokie lol
This joke left me a little sour dough. No really. I'm feeling a bit rye over it.
I didn't know that joke was still in circulation. It's still cool, though.
This joke needs to go to the Civillian Camping Grounds, so it can get some In-Tent Civ Care.
How do you milk sheep? - release another iPhone
Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary.... If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere
Me: how do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Dad: pull down your pants and show em your nuts
Dad Jokes gives me cancer keep up the great work!
Guys I don’t know any dad jokes because my dad has been gone ever since he left to get milk
A Pirate walks into a bar and he has a boats wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks “what’s with the wheel” the pirate looks at him and says “Arrr it’s drivin me nuts”
Why did I laugh it that one
Why are there no Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
Because they're all Targets
no, because there's a Target on every corner
@RBP_Productions No advertising.
.warn @RBP_Productions no advertising on this server
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
It's another crusade
An Irish man walks out of a bar
We would never.
Lmao
Everywhere is a bar in Irishland.
