what do you call a hospital that cares for citrus fruits

lemon*aid*

You're getting a blow up doll?

Why does Waldo wear stripes? ||He doesn't want to be spotted.||

What is the difference between a bomb and feminist?







||A bomb achieve something when triggered.||

Feminists also have a shorter fuse

damn

you roasted them so well done even famished people don't wanna chew on that

lmaooo

yep

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yessir

What did the salted peanut say to the unsalted peanut... I’ve been asalted

Can I send this joke to a friend?

Bill Clinton: Walks down the stairs from Air Force 1, with a pig under each arm.

Secret Service Agent: "Nice pigs, sir."

Clinton: "Thanks. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."

SS Agent: "Good trade, sir."

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yes ofc

🤦‍♂️

...go stand in the corner.

Holy cheese Smokie is alive!

Nice to see you Smokie lol

This joke left me a little sour dough. No really. I'm feeling a bit rye over it.

I didn't know that joke was still in circulation. It's still cool, though.

This joke needs to go to the Civillian Camping Grounds, so it can get some In-Tent Civ Care.

How do you milk sheep? - release another iPhone

Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary.... If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere

Me: how do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Dad: pull down your pants and show em your nuts

Dad Jokes gives me cancer keep up the great work!

Guys I don’t know any dad jokes because my dad has been gone ever since he left to get milk

A Pirate walks into a bar and he has a boats wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks “what’s with the wheel” the pirate looks at him and says “Arrr it’s drivin me nuts”

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