Hi Smokie

I’m stealing that one.
I’ll take it by *force* if I must.

I’ll be a star in the war

Did you hear about the cat who wrote a novel? She called it romeow and Juliette

what do you call a hospital that cares for citrus fruits

lemon*aid*

You're getting a blow up doll?

Why does Waldo wear stripes? ||He doesn't want to be spotted.||

What is the difference between a bomb and feminist?







||A bomb achieve something when triggered.||

Feminists also have a shorter fuse

damn

you roasted them so well done even famished people don't wanna chew on that

lmaooo

yep

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-explode-dynamite-tnt-gif-12917341

yessir

What did the salted peanut say to the unsalted peanut... I’ve been asalted

Can I send this joke to a friend?

Bill Clinton: Walks down the stairs from Air Force 1, with a pig under each arm.

Secret Service Agent: "Nice pigs, sir."

Clinton: "Thanks. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."

SS Agent: "Good trade, sir."

https://tenor.com/view/badumtss-drum-rimshot-stickman-gif-9182213

yes ofc

🤦‍♂️

...go stand in the corner.

Holy cheese Smokie is alive!

Nice to see you Smokie lol

This joke left me a little sour dough. No really. I'm feeling a bit rye over it.

I didn't know that joke was still in circulation. It's still cool, though.

This joke needs to go to the Civillian Camping Grounds, so it can get some In-Tent Civ Care.

How do you milk sheep? - release another iPhone

Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary.... If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere