“As a person of middle eastern descent”...

Apparently sba is just throwing huge amounts of money at people to buy existing businesses

Use the Warren strategy lol

See you guys I'm off to work

Days Jacob has gone without mentioning his status as an immigrant: 0

ew don't call me that

Someone in my apartment complex has a pink hummer

Guys Jacob is Polish

If there’s anyone in this org that isn’t aware that Jacob is a polish immigrant, they need to be booted for gross Inactivity

@Virgil Okay, so, in Washington State, affirmative action is technically illegal. Colleges don't literally spell out for you, "we're giving you affirmative action". However, they found a loophole around it. There's nothing stopping them from asking as essay question that's designed to be easier for minorities to answer. So I answered it.

New server rule: acknowledge that Jacob is a polish refugee

I was responding to someone else's comment 🙄

In 2003 i realized all prestigeous schools were fishing for minority gay stories. Im sure its only worse now. Also i aced the sat writing portion by just verbal diareahing about equality. Their game is easy to manipulate. Just do it

@Jacob Duma!!! 🇵🇱

lol guys stop it was just a comment about gaming a business loan system

let's change the topic

what are your favorite monster flavors?

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@Jacob Polish immigrant flavored

Lol

IE trip to Europe when??

Vodka and sadness @Jacob

IE trip to the gas station to buy more Monsters when?

I like the red ones.

Haven't had them in forever, though.

Monster and vodka for max intoxication.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yoursba.com/how-to-get-an-sba-loan/how-to-buy-a-gas-station-with-an-sba-loan/amp/

The red ones are pretty good

I want jacob to own a gas station and sell track suits in the mini mart

Hahahahaha

I like the purple ones

Never had energy drink

I had a guy who was 21 tell me he's never had alcohol

not even a sip

You guys are like little babies. Watch this.

I only drink at parties

I just learned green monster was a thing last night

(my main thing is soda, not booze)

Bro im thirsty turn on the music
Why?
I only drink at parties

I don’t drink cause a hero of mine didn’t drink

Ok wow I’m slow. It just hit me that hwhite is the spelling of how Jared Taylor says white