Message from @Ryan-IL

Discord ID: 548585564627140611


2019-02-22 19:12:00 UTC  

How did you get AA @Jacob ?

2019-02-22 19:12:35 UTC  

@Virgil ya, well I'm not a refugee either, but that didn't stop me from writing a sob story about my dad being a refugee and using it get into college

2019-02-22 19:12:42 UTC  
2019-02-22 19:13:16 UTC  

@Perihelion - CA My parents are libs. Trust me, you *don't* want your money in their hands.

2019-02-22 19:13:24 UTC  

@jacob How did you get AA? Shoot I'm Polish, could I get some too

2019-02-22 19:13:45 UTC  

They get the loan. You run the business and books

2019-02-22 19:14:12 UTC  

I should use my 2% Arab blood to get into a prestigious grad school

2019-02-22 19:14:27 UTC  

“As a person of middle eastern descent”...

2019-02-22 19:14:35 UTC  

Apparently sba is just throwing huge amounts of money at people to buy existing businesses

2019-02-22 19:14:41 UTC  

Use the Warren strategy lol

2019-02-22 19:14:55 UTC  

See you guys I'm off to work

2019-02-22 19:15:35 UTC  

Days Jacob has gone without mentioning his status as an immigrant: 0

2019-02-22 19:16:20 UTC  

ew don't call me that

2019-02-22 19:16:49 UTC  

Someone in my apartment complex has a pink hummer

2019-02-22 19:17:13 UTC  

Guys Jacob is Polish

2019-02-22 19:17:17 UTC  

If there’s anyone in this org that isn’t aware that Jacob is a polish immigrant, they need to be booted for gross Inactivity

2019-02-22 19:17:21 UTC  

@Virgil Okay, so, in Washington State, affirmative action is technically illegal. Colleges don't literally spell out for you, "we're giving you affirmative action". However, they found a loophole around it. There's nothing stopping them from asking as essay question that's designed to be easier for minorities to answer. So I answered it.

2019-02-22 19:17:39 UTC  

New server rule: acknowledge that Jacob is a polish refugee

2019-02-22 19:17:59 UTC  

I was responding to someone else's comment 🙄

2019-02-22 19:19:28 UTC  

In 2003 i realized all prestigeous schools were fishing for minority gay stories. Im sure its only worse now. Also i aced the sat writing portion by just verbal diareahing about equality. Their game is easy to manipulate. Just do it

2019-02-22 19:23:10 UTC  

@Jacob Duma!!! 🇵🇱

2019-02-22 19:23:40 UTC  

lol guys stop it was just a comment about gaming a business loan system

2019-02-22 19:24:53 UTC  

let's change the topic

2019-02-22 19:25:04 UTC  

what are your favorite monster flavors?

2019-02-22 19:25:13 UTC  

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2019-02-22 19:25:29 UTC  

@Jacob Polish immigrant flavored

2019-02-22 19:25:37 UTC  

Lol

2019-02-22 19:26:17 UTC  

IE trip to Europe when??

2019-02-22 19:26:34 UTC  

Vodka and sadness @Jacob

2019-02-22 19:26:49 UTC  

IE trip to the gas station to buy more Monsters when?

2019-02-22 19:28:51 UTC  

I like the red ones.

2019-02-22 19:29:14 UTC  

Haven't had them in forever, though.

2019-02-22 19:29:31 UTC  

Monster and vodka for max intoxication.

2019-02-22 19:30:20 UTC  

The red ones are pretty good

2019-02-22 19:31:50 UTC  

I want jacob to own a gas station and sell track suits in the mini mart

2019-02-22 19:32:16 UTC  

Hahahahaha

2019-02-22 19:34:48 UTC  

I like the purple ones

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/548588490129014794/download_10.jpeg

2019-02-22 19:35:41 UTC  

Never had energy drink

2019-02-22 19:38:07 UTC  

I had a guy who was 21 tell me he's never had alcohol

2019-02-22 19:38:12 UTC  

not even a sip