Message from @Bambi

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2020-05-19 06:45:01 UTC  

it's good progress but still not super close to my target weight

2020-05-19 06:46:14 UTC  

i started at 315, got to 245, am at 253 now from 275, the weight i'll go off keto and just do normal low-carb and exercise is probably going to be 180/190 pounds and then i'll do that until i'm 165ish, then i'm going to try to bulk up with muscle and hopefully, end at 185 or so

2020-05-19 06:46:40 UTC  

probably 2-3 years in total for all of that to happen

2020-05-19 06:46:46 UTC  

i'm hoping to be 200 by the end of the year

2020-05-19 06:47:02 UTC  

i've got 7 and a half months to do it, so that should be easy

2020-05-19 06:47:37 UTC  

and then i think as a permanent eating change i'm just going to do low-carb. we eat waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many carbs.

2020-05-19 06:47:55 UTC  

Just keep going and don’t freak out over small things, make sure it’s possible to keep doing this for the next 7 months

2020-05-19 06:47:58 UTC  

100-125 carbs a day as opposed to, IIRC, the typical american male eats like 300/day

2020-05-19 06:48:16 UTC  

oh it is, a good friend of mine from KC has been on keto for 6 years

2020-05-19 06:48:53 UTC  

he was almost 500lbs and is now in the low 300s, which he's 6'10 so

2020-05-19 06:50:38 UTC  

the biggest thing for me is plateaus, they're really common on keto and if you don't keep your head in the game it's really easy to psych yourself out and give up

2020-05-19 06:51:28 UTC  

keto weight loss is fucking weird. when i did normal diet/exercise a few years ago i dropped 30lbs but i did so at a very consistent rate. keto is like, you can drop 10lbs in a week but then you won't lose anything for another week, then you'll go 3lbs in a week and then 5 and then nothing, and it's just a similar cycle to that

2020-05-19 06:54:19 UTC  

with keto gaining steam in the past year, a lot of companies now are making low carb snacks and shit and that makes it a sight easier to give in to cravings and stay on top of the diet. i can eat 2 pints of triple chocolate ice cream that's better than blue bell and not be out of my carb limit for the day

2020-05-19 06:55:12 UTC  

so now whenever i take a cheat out of cravings(instead of today where i didnt really have a choice because i ran out of shit) i cheat with things that are really good but still relatively low-carb so i don't throw my ketosis out of whack

2020-05-19 07:03:30 UTC  

Is it sugar free ice cream? I thought sugar kicked you out of keto even faster than other carbs

2020-05-19 07:04:36 UTC  

Congrats on your progress btw.

2020-05-19 08:00:36 UTC  

Henlo all

2020-05-19 08:21:07 UTC  

Good morning Kings

2020-05-19 08:24:14 UTC  

Mornin kings

2020-05-19 08:25:01 UTC  

Imagine not making time in your day to better yourself before or after work/ obligations

2020-05-19 08:26:33 UTC  

King tip of the day: stop wasting your life asleep, if you’re fat, stop being fucking fat and give a damn about yourself, and the people around you. if you wanna learn a new skill or better your skills, fucking do it than pussy

2020-05-19 09:06:14 UTC  

Morning you glorious Bastards

2020-05-19 09:40:44 UTC  

Is there a <:olb:260558268978429953>oogie navy yet?

2020-05-19 09:40:56 UTC  

We need to.make one

2020-05-19 10:00:13 UTC  

Id like to see that. Im picturing speed boats with a flotilla of fat men floting down a river on rubber tubes beer in one hand and my are

2020-05-19 10:03:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704577856914849802/712244089445416960/JPEG_20200517_155206.jpg

2020-05-19 10:04:17 UTC  

Not the best pic but I'm happy with the new blouse

2020-05-19 10:08:16 UTC  

Lol you got that at Wal-mart

2020-05-19 10:08:25 UTC  

I got mine there too

2020-05-19 10:08:29 UTC  

But I saw that one

2020-05-19 10:20:17 UTC  

Damn straight I did. I got style and taste but not money 😆

2020-05-19 10:46:25 UTC  

Lmao I was going to buy one from this Hawaii online store, which I’ll still prob do, but then I saw the one I got and said fuckkk it

2020-05-19 10:58:11 UTC  

Lol a navy that all looks like cousin Eddie on a big wood raft with a beer in one hand and a silo tube draining into the ocean "shitters full"

2020-05-19 11:29:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704577856914849802/712265776668868638/image0.jpg

2020-05-19 11:45:44 UTC  

That actor is the ultimate villain

2020-05-19 11:46:36 UTC  

So its one of those days. Im getting sued. And I still gotta get some sleep before my shift at 3.
On the plus side I do have fruity pebbles for breakfast😣

2020-05-19 11:47:22 UTC  

Why are you getting sued?

2020-05-19 11:58:08 UTC  

Me and the government seem to have vastly different definitions of "fully and truthfuly" filling out tax forms

2020-05-19 11:59:04 UTC  

I just assumed that the standard was set by politicians.

2020-05-19 11:59:29 UTC  

Lmao good luck

2020-05-19 12:03:38 UTC  

I'm not worried. Hard to prove and easy to deny. Besides, I can always start selling ass to make ends meet😂😂