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2018-06-13 06:20:18 UTC

Time for a classic meme

2018-06-13 06:20:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456342174590828550/pino1.png

2018-06-13 06:21:22 UTC

lol

2018-06-13 06:24:03 UTC

Classic but good

2018-06-13 06:26:15 UTC

This one is good too

2018-06-13 06:26:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456343541677817856/ney5adlmzxxy.png

2018-06-13 06:27:04 UTC

We need a hall of fame for memes

2018-06-13 06:27:56 UTC

Ehhh Better called the *Hall of Shitposting*

2018-06-13 06:36:55 UTC

Good name

2018-06-13 06:41:08 UTC

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-06-13 09:21:16 UTC

"We're here to conduct *a little survey*"

How many people here want world peace?

How many people here in Sargon Discord chat want to MAGA!?

2018-06-13 10:03:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456398252607012874/17f.jpg

2018-06-13 10:20:08 UTC

I don't care if this is satire

2018-06-13 10:20:16 UTC

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen

2018-06-13 11:16:01 UTC

Good comic

2018-06-13 11:16:40 UTC

Cute, you think they let the rich live

2018-06-13 11:48:10 UTC

Yeah no, that's real

2018-06-13 11:49:40 UTC

That's actually an anime

2018-06-13 11:58:05 UTC

I don't think anyone had doubts about that

2018-06-13 12:00:36 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-06-13 12:06:08 UTC

I did!

2018-06-13 12:06:51 UTC

Right that settles it
I'm making a new political philosophy

Thirdnukeism

Just has one principle, that Japan deserves a third nuke

We can negotiate where it lands, but they're getting nuked again.

2018-06-13 12:29:37 UTC

I see that Thirdnukeism has picked up it's second follower

2018-06-13 12:30:42 UTC

An open letter to the President of the United States of America, one Donald J Trump;
```Unfortunately, in light of the recent happenings in North Korea, Trump is now an enemy of Thirdnukeism.
I must say that as the father of Thirdnukeism, I am deeply disappointed in Trump for his actions, and I hope that, given time, he will come back around to us again and assist us in our quest to deliver Japan's long lost third nuke.

We will welcome you back with open arms Donald.

-Nic, father of Thirdnukeism```

2018-06-13 12:31:18 UTC

One day Senpai will return to us

2018-06-13 12:34:40 UTC

lol

2018-06-13 13:18:18 UTC
2018-06-13 14:11:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456460592291512320/drunk_human.png

2018-06-13 14:11:37 UTC

btw I'd like to share my favorite reaction image

2018-06-13 14:11:39 UTC

@everyone

2018-06-13 14:11:44 UTC

....

2018-06-13 14:11:49 UTC

@ everyone?

2018-06-13 14:11:50 UTC

someone might wanna @everyone this shit

2018-06-13 14:11:59 UTC

rly?

2018-06-13 14:12:17 UTC

this is a shitpost in and of itself

2018-06-13 14:12:20 UTC

not just the image file

2018-06-13 14:30:18 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

2018-06-13 14:31:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456465642778787870/gAViZ4C.jpg

2018-06-13 14:47:21 UTC

nice job grays

2018-06-13 14:47:26 UTC

trying to @ everyone

2018-06-13 14:49:43 UTC

of course I knew it wouldn't work

2018-06-13 14:49:52 UTC

The terrible memes are even worse.

2018-06-13 14:49:56 UTC

had I assumed it would tag everyone, I wouldn't have used it

2018-06-13 17:54:01 UTC

<:gay:382982146249326612>

2018-06-13 17:54:50 UTC

why people have such difficulty raising a baby as a

2018-06-13 17:54:53 UTC

`b a b y`

2018-06-13 17:54:54 UTC

nowadays

2018-06-13 18:04:44 UTC

projecting religious goodness

2018-06-13 18:13:21 UTC

Raising her baby vegan

2018-06-13 18:13:22 UTC

Yup

2018-06-13 18:13:28 UTC

Kid is doomed

2018-06-13 18:16:55 UTC

and no vaccine

2018-06-13 18:16:56 UTC

lul

2018-06-13 18:17:36 UTC

you ever notice how it's the rich idiots who don't vaccinate?

2018-06-13 18:18:19 UTC

@EmEm
The main problem is not even the vaccine at this point, this whole " raiaing her baby vegan" will fuck up her baby's health

2018-06-13 18:18:34 UTC

i know

2018-06-13 18:18:40 UTC

@EmEm hey word of advice, next time use archieve.is

2018-06-13 18:18:48 UTC

already had 2 babies being taken into care

2018-06-13 18:18:51 UTC

we don't want to give these fuckers money

2018-06-13 18:18:54 UTC

i like to trigger

2018-06-13 18:18:56 UTC

aswell

2018-06-13 18:19:00 UTC

If I'm not wrong, a baby died because of this stupidity

2018-06-13 18:20:41 UTC
2018-06-13 18:20:54 UTC

that was ez

2018-06-13 18:20:57 UTC

@EmEm
What do you mean by " had 2 babies taken into care"? Your babies?

2018-06-13 18:21:04 UTC

nono

2018-06-13 18:21:07 UTC

i cant have kids

2018-06-13 18:21:13 UTC

kids of other vegan parents

2018-06-13 18:21:16 UTC

and im not vegan either

2018-06-13 18:22:31 UTC

@EmEm
You can't have kids? Wow


Sorry for asking btw

2018-06-13 18:24:07 UTC

its ok, had a botched operation removing a tumor from my cervix 10 years ago

2018-06-13 18:26:34 UTC

I'm sorry for it

2018-06-13 18:27:21 UTC

If you are messing with me, go fuck yourself tho

2018-06-13 18:28:12 UTC

Nop

2018-06-13 18:31:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456525989753651210/Cantbemadabouttoddhoward_085e95_6635830.png

2018-06-13 18:39:39 UTC

@Fulcrum010 don't remind me of that abortion mess of a game

2018-06-13 21:07:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456565367284695041/mouche.png

2018-06-13 21:08:16 UTC

Lol

2018-06-13 21:11:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456566238903271435/please-daniel-we-cant-keep-doing-this.jpg

2018-06-13 21:11:21 UTC

ALL HAIL ZE LOBSTER REICH

2018-06-13 21:11:31 UTC

SIEG WASH

2018-06-13 21:11:34 UTC

SIEG YO

2018-06-13 21:11:37 UTC

SIEG PENIS

2018-06-13 21:19:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456568279998398494/prettygoodshop.png

2018-06-13 21:19:39 UTC

pretty nice shop

been a while since I saw that one

2018-06-14 00:00:37 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-06-14 00:50:01 UTC

how does one study 160 million memes

2018-06-14 00:59:04 UTC

Algorhythmic I can only assume

2018-06-14 01:29:53 UTC

Advanced Autism

2018-06-14 02:48:35 UTC

some might say Bizarre

2018-06-14 02:49:57 UTC

Buckos

2018-06-14 03:01:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456654486438674432/1528918791923.png

2018-06-14 03:04:22 UTC

If you believe in a gender spectrum, youโ€™re definitely on the autism spectrum

2018-06-14 04:15:47 UTC

dodecafag, lol

2018-06-14 05:59:51 UTC

Ouch

2018-06-14 07:55:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456728375298490390/unknown.png

2018-06-14 07:55:34 UTC

My twitter timeline was blessed

2018-06-14 12:00:36 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-06-14 12:04:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456790979173679105/unknown.png

2018-06-14 12:57:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456804362862198794/1rpEZ5cFDjKI-GQUKpH4LADESRSog5V-7MqoaBG58P8.png

2018-06-14 14:18:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456824871285161994/whatatwist.jpg

2018-06-14 15:45:09 UTC

If she breathes, she's a thot.

2018-06-14 16:20:18 UTC

Presented without comment

2018-06-14 16:32:58 UTC

If he breathes, he's a faggot.

2018-06-14 16:49:22 UTC

Warm and defeated

2018-06-14 16:57:30 UTC

"i shall eat italian citizens". visigothic footman - sack of rome, circa 410 AD

2018-06-14 16:58:16 UTC

It's two images, make sure to follow the link for the second image.

2018-06-14 17:03:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456866238623252491/image.png

2018-06-14 17:03:20 UTC

Page 2

2018-06-14 17:04:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456866555234615296/ynnrcetztw311.png

2018-06-14 17:55:22 UTC

Begone thots

2018-06-14 17:59:03 UTC

Only water ones i guess

2018-06-14 18:00:42 UTC

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-06-14 18:30:32 UTC

I don't think there are many pokemons in the sea (and that assuming they have reception). Less crowded places have less pokemons

2018-06-14 18:30:59 UTC

The best areas to catch pokemon are big cities

2018-06-14 18:32:15 UTC

^

2018-06-14 18:41:23 UTC

No mention that the frickin Navyโ€™s trying so hard to recruit that they want Gamers

2018-06-14 18:41:57 UTC

Last time I spoke with a Navy recruiter a few years back he was itching real bad to get me in a nuclear sub

2018-06-14 18:42:45 UTC

I wouldn't call Pokemon Go players "gamers"

2018-06-14 18:42:55 UTC

And it's really not that weird

2018-06-14 18:43:39 UTC

I remember the Israeli air force facebook page saying something about pokemon go too

2018-06-14 18:44:02 UTC

>navy
>fights

2018-06-14 18:45:01 UTC

โ€œThe enemy has launched a torpedo! Evasive maneuvers!โ€
โ€œHold up captain, I need to catch this Squirtleโ€

2018-06-14 20:52:46 UTC

air force > navy

2018-06-14 20:54:02 UTC

Lol the chair farce

2018-06-14 21:06:53 UTC

eh.... tbh I'm British, not American

2018-06-14 21:07:10 UTC

we properly train our militaries to be more than cannon fodder :^)

2018-06-14 21:07:24 UTC

@Crabtree that explains it

2018-06-14 21:07:34 UTC

Your navy is your army

2018-06-14 21:07:48 UTC

hmm in what way?

2018-06-14 21:08:12 UTC

as I understand it our army is on par with the USMC in terms of training and mission profile

2018-06-14 21:08:44 UTC

we get american pilots sent over for training here, we do stuff that the usaf considers "insane"

2018-06-14 21:11:57 UTC

When he called the air force the "chair farce" I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about the pilots

2018-06-14 21:12:48 UTC

fair point

2018-06-14 23:00:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456956243064651776/image.jpg

2018-06-14 23:22:15 UTC

The US army has two jobs: point out where the artillery, missiles, and air strikes need to target, then walk in afterwards and confirm the kills

2018-06-14 23:25:52 UTC

Pretty much

2018-06-14 23:34:53 UTC

@cheetah2013a they send out the marines to do the actual work nowadays

2018-06-14 23:36:24 UTC

yo @Puma , weren't you on kraut's server at one point?

2018-06-14 23:39:14 UTC

I want. To die.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456965873505402880/ITS_REAL.PNG

2018-06-14 23:40:11 UTC

yep

2018-06-14 23:40:15 UTC

posted it already

2018-06-14 23:40:19 UTC

Kill me

2018-06-14 23:49:28 UTC

let hillary run 2020. Do et.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/456968448854196254/FB_IMG_1485102550462.jpg

2018-06-14 23:51:51 UTC

@Deleted User I was, I left during the big shitshow

2018-06-15 00:00:39 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-06-15 01:27:34 UTC

@Galm 1 *sarcasm for intent of humor*

2018-06-15 02:09:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/457003739228798976/image-38.jpg

2018-06-15 02:09:44 UTC

The virgin handshake
The CHAD SALUTE

2018-06-15 05:11:09 UTC

Are we sure he was going for a handshake and wasn't just ending his salute, or moving to salute?

2018-06-15 05:11:26 UTC

These 'candid' photos tend to be misrepresentive

2018-06-15 05:17:04 UTC

The general saluted Trump first, and Trump returned, them they shook hands (from what I understand)

2018-06-15 05:20:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/457051869102211082/2po2dkv8b2411.png

2018-06-15 05:21:00 UTC
2018-06-15 05:21:05 UTC

Ah that makes sense. So Trump held his longer.

2018-06-15 05:22:06 UTC

lmao there needs to be one about the german feminist porn

2018-06-15 05:24:39 UTC

Itโ€™s fake news at its finest tbh

2018-06-15 05:25:09 UTC

@Deleted User thanks for clearing up (((fake news)))

2018-06-15 06:05:12 UTC

Every country has a different salute, with a different arc to the motion and different timing on the actions.

2018-06-15 06:25:03 UTC

Of course. But the shear fact of saluting at all is a form of respect. And honestly, dictator country or not. A Soldier is a soldier.

2018-06-15 07:00:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/457076921394659329/Untitled.png

2018-06-15 09:48:25 UTC

The senior person gets saluted

The Left thinks the salute photo will trigger Trump supporters. The Left doesn't understand.

2018-06-15 11:28:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/457144297658122261/Untitled.png

2018-06-15 12:00:40 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-06-15 12:12:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/457155418540474368/Screenshot_20180615-081117.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/457155418540474370/de6ec29.jpg

2018-06-15 12:30:53 UTC

sauce?

2018-06-15 13:48:28 UTC

Lol

2018-06-15 14:39:12 UTC

You pay 10 Euro for 1 hour?

It's more. People will pay it, so why not?

Gotta part idiots with their money

2018-06-15 14:48:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/457194815948324868/de6ec29.jpg

Looks like a face swap tbh

Be an Incel or sleep with your sister? ๐Ÿค”

2018-06-15 15:38:38 UTC

Wtf broo

2018-06-15 16:26:19 UTC

`e v e r y d a y I m s t a r v i n e m`

2018-06-15 16:27:36 UTC
2018-06-15 16:28:01 UTC

```Todd Mccloud
3 years ago

Pyongyang can't party. It has no Seoul.๏ปฟ```

2018-06-15 16:28:51 UTC

lol

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ

2018-06-15 17:52:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/457240882320637972/DfwAr8xWsAMGz2s.jpg

2018-06-15 17:53:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/457241322848387073/Dfvmjq2U0AAmYxO.jpg

2018-06-15 17:54:19 UTC

Wrong

2018-06-15 18:04:50 UTC

This is obviously a hat

2018-06-15 18:05:25 UTC

CNN is #fakeNews

2018-06-15 18:06:24 UTC

Israel is #fakecountry

2018-06-15 18:08:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/457244966075498496/jerusalem-capital-israel.png

2018-06-15 18:08:20 UTC

Explain this

2018-06-15 18:08:36 UTC

A mistake

2018-06-15 18:08:42 UTC

Next question

2018-06-15 18:09:27 UTC

Israel, Jordan and Syria: no longer part of the region of Palestine <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-06-15 18:09:43 UTC

So who am I working for?

2018-06-15 18:09:58 UTC

For (((them)))

2018-06-15 18:10:21 UTC

Nuke them all

2018-06-15 18:13:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/457246288145285130/image.png

2018-06-15 18:15:01 UTC

No Internet, no vidya gaems, TV is barely a thing, and movies suck\

2018-06-15 18:15:04 UTC

Also no porn

2018-06-15 18:15:06 UTC

Jewish Shitposting: Rename Israel to Palestine

And do. Nothing. Else.

Even hours of work. Dinner on the table when you get home

Sandwiches whenever you ask

They teach kids to shoot in school

Food isn't Processed shit

Petrol is $1 a gallon

2018-06-15 18:18:34 UTC

```Also no porn```

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