How awful, anon!

no, my sister's flatchested

*My point exactly!*

and maybe also batshit insane

what about her flatchested

*Handlet*

<:turt:443131018950606878>

Heavy is the crown, huuuuh

my sister's very cute looking but completely flatchested

@porco has seen

he knows

How is that an issue

I wish someone with larger hands would come along so I could stop being King UltraHand

how are you supposed to breastfeed your kids without milkers

They grow once you get knocked up

@Hiruzen they swell during pregnancy and during nursing

the breasts enlarge when you become pregnant

Fucking take your anatomy classes more seriously you soynigger

yes, but my family has a history of breast insufficiency

t. not enough milk in milkers

Yeah, we can clearly see

Do they also have other types of insufficiences?

Or is that restricted to you?

@Matthew so are you pregnant or nursing?

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

<:turt:443131018950606878>

I'm fat, that's all. 😉

I mean I don't know man

B-cup is the best cup

all other cowtits and DFCniggers eternally BTFO

Cups don't matter

Body proportions do

Big girl with B cups is different than sm0l girl with B cups

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESMyzfKdKU8

And why do fucking Nina and King always get the best themes

Fuck

My gf has DDs and they hurt her back terribly. I keep telling her to get a reduction, smh

Punch 'em until they fall

Cowtits are the most selfish fetish

Devil Driggers

why dont you hold them for her then, you dont sound like a very good boyfriend

>big hands
>doesn't use them

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

get a load of this guy

I got her Bra Strap pads from Ali and they help, actually.

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two you'll swallow several loads of this guy.

youre gonna let a chinaman hold your girls boobs for you?

what a cuck

He is from the South, after all

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two they increase the surface area that her bra straps sit on her shoulders, they don't actually touch her tits at all <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

They do when you're not looking

<:ninjaturt:499294145093959680>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjZpz4wo5BI

I forgot how good Julia's theme was

<:turt:443131018950606878>

is your gf fat

His gf is a cow

Don't you dare call a cow "fat"

bragging about DD racks on a fat girl is like bragging about your car going fast while it's falling off a cliff

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

hahaha

***got em***

Yeah, better talk about how your sister sucks because she's flatchested

<:turt:443131018950606878>

she is pretty hot

considering that all the good genes went to her

instead of me

I'm hard pressed to believe that there were any genes to give to begin with

You set the bar very low, honestly

fair

@Hiruzen she isn't skinny, but she isn't fat, either. And she had DDs since freshman year

Puberty hit her like a fucking truck

Is that when you knocked her up?

@SenPyro please, I didn't get to stick it in until prom night Senior year

😂

<:turt:443131018950606878>

i dated a girl with massive tits but my regret was not groping her

all I did was hold her hands

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

Cuck

People always debate ass or tits, but I'm a neck man.

There's nothing better than giving a neck massage.

>giving

My man

*My man*

Friend, nobody can wrap their hands around my neck.

Well, I mean

It must be pretty massive

Meanwhile, I can almost interlace my fingers around my gf's.

Huuuuh

Sometimes I envy necklets

Gf once tried to choke me during sex and I had to pretend I couldn't breath so she wouldn't feel foolish.

>tried to choke me

That's precious

Well, I asked her to. Even when she leaned into it, she couldn't do it

Next time tell her to use her legs

<:turt:443131018950606878>

i'm a thigh man

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>