Message from @SenPyro
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all I did was hold her hands
<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>
<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>
Cuck
People always debate ass or tits, but I'm a neck man.
There's nothing better than giving a neck massage.
>giving
My man
*My man*
Friend, nobody can wrap their hands around my neck.
Well, I mean
It must be pretty massive
Meanwhile, I can almost interlace my fingers around my gf's.
Huuuuh
Sometimes I envy necklets
Gf once tried to choke me during sex and I had to pretend I couldn't breath so she wouldn't feel foolish.
>tried to choke me
That's precious
Well, I asked her to. Even when she leaned into it, she couldn't do it
Next time tell her to use her legs
i'm a thigh man
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I am no man
One time I choked out one of my coworkers for spraying me with a dish washing hose
Snuck up behind him, got his neck into the crook my elbow, and locked it in
He went down in like 5 seconds
Very exhilarating
*Ha*
I'm feeling kinda chokey right now. <:pepestressed:327933525124841482> you guys have awakened my fetish
Try the blackout challenge if you need a spin on it
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I really, really don't want to die with my dick out
I am going to get haggis when lent is over.
Have you had it before?
A big fuck off log of haggis and eat it with a pint of scotch.
Yes
What is the taste comparable to?
I dunno, like a really mild sausage but with oats instead of meat.
Like liver but way less strong?
Liver is so bad, that iron aftertaste.