considering that all the good genes went to her

instead of me

I'm hard pressed to believe that there were any genes to give to begin with

You set the bar very low, honestly

fair

@Hiruzen she isn't skinny, but she isn't fat, either. And she had DDs since freshman year

Puberty hit her like a fucking truck

Is that when you knocked her up?

@SenPyro please, I didn't get to stick it in until prom night Senior year

😂

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i dated a girl with massive tits but my regret was not groping her

all I did was hold her hands

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Cuck

People always debate ass or tits, but I'm a neck man.

There's nothing better than giving a neck massage.

>giving

My man

*My man*

Friend, nobody can wrap their hands around my neck.

Well, I mean

It must be pretty massive

Meanwhile, I can almost interlace my fingers around my gf's.

Huuuuh

Sometimes I envy necklets

Gf once tried to choke me during sex and I had to pretend I couldn't breath so she wouldn't feel foolish.

>tried to choke me

That's precious

Well, I asked her to. Even when she leaned into it, she couldn't do it

Next time tell her to use her legs

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i'm a thigh man

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I am no man

One time I choked out one of my coworkers for spraying me with a dish washing hose

Snuck up behind him, got his neck into the crook my elbow, and locked it in

He went down in like 5 seconds

Very exhilarating

*Ha*