You filthy jap supporter

You throw shame on your family name

hey man what did i ever do to you

You post here

you got mad when i said id didnt feel like watching an anime

Which is more than enough

i thought you would like that

I do

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The only thing worse than a weeb is someone who lies about not being one.

im not a weeb i swear

Yeah Matt, out with it

Just get outta the closet

Oh, you guys KNOW I'm a weeb.

I don't need to "know"

Because you reek of it

But seriously, watch Next Gen. It's good.

the only anime i like is shrek

hey do you guys like cryptids

Yes

I wish you were one

i drew a picture of the flatwoods monster if you want to see it

Gottem

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@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two you'll never last here if you can't Bant.

i can bant

i can bant real good

Ha, nice bant!

see

You're good, I'll give you that

i told you i could do it

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two I have a very important question for you, and it's important that you answer honestly

ok

How big are your hands?

do you want me to measure them or somthing?

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJmSfiR0x_A

Here you go

This is your prize

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And don't do that

whats the proper procedure for measuring a hand

You're gonna end up in his fetish collection

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two a soda can.

That's a good common object.

But a soda doesn't have hands?

i am able to hold a soda can

Show us.

so i think i pass your test

How can a soda measure something it doesn't have

you want me to post a picture of my hand?

NO

HE'LL PRINT IT AND PUT IT IN HIS PORN STASH

Yes.

i dont really like the sound of that

He does

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is that what you are going to do with it?

No, I want to know if you're a handlet.

its 7 and a quarter inches from my wrist to the end of my middle finger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT5POhpTB9U

is that good?

Take a picture similar to this.

There's literally nothing erotic about it.

Maty

You're fooling nobody

It's a rite of passage in <#531212403858472967> to find out where you stand on the handlet ranking.

they are normalizing HIV exposure now

What's new

What

Forgot about the bee catchers?

Whatever the fuck their name was, anyways

Bugchasers

Whatever

Shitty people

Don't even deserve any exposure

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two the soda can picture. Handlets are common here, you're among allies.

You have girth, but your length is lacking.

I have you beat by an entire inch.

Sorry, handlet.

Ah, I see

So this is how you compensate

yeah i was wondering what all this was for

literally ogre de las americas tier

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i watched the trailer for next gen

it looks ok i guess

It didn't look very Next Gen

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*got em*

@Hiruzen needs a soda can or ruler for scale, dear.

clearly this must look like a big hand to you

Very thin fingers

like a skelington

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@Hiruzen are you hiding a skeleton?

Wow, so did you manage to seduce your sister?