Message from @Jignx
Discord ID: 565388612431249439
Don't you dare call a cow "fat"
bragging about DD racks on a fat girl is like bragging about your car going fast while it's falling off a cliff
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hahaha
***got em***
Yeah, better talk about how your sister sucks because she's flatchested
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she is pretty hot
considering that all the good genes went to her
instead of me
I'm hard pressed to believe that there were any genes to give to begin with
You set the bar very low, honestly
fair
@Hiruzen she isn't skinny, but she isn't fat, either. And she had DDs since freshman year
Puberty hit her like a fucking truck
Is that when you knocked her up?
@SenPyro please, I didn't get to stick it in until prom night Senior year
😂
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i dated a girl with massive tits but my regret was not groping her
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Cuck
People always debate ass or tits, but I'm a neck man.
There's nothing better than giving a neck massage.
>giving
My man
*My man*
Friend, nobody can wrap their hands around my neck.
Well, I mean
It must be pretty massive
Meanwhile, I can almost interlace my fingers around my gf's.
Huuuuh
Sometimes I envy necklets
Gf once tried to choke me during sex and I had to pretend I couldn't breath so she wouldn't feel foolish.
>tried to choke me
That's precious
Well, I asked her to. Even when she leaned into it, she couldn't do it
Next time tell her to use her legs
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