I am no man

One time I choked out one of my coworkers for spraying me with a dish washing hose

Snuck up behind him, got his neck into the crook my elbow, and locked it in

He went down in like 5 seconds

Very exhilarating

*Ha*

I'm feeling kinda chokey right now. <:pepestressed:327933525124841482> you guys have awakened my fetish

Try the blackout challenge if you need a spin on it

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I really, really don't want to die with my dick out

I am going to get haggis when lent is over.

Have you had it before?

A big fuck off log of haggis and eat it with a pint of scotch.

Yes

What is the taste comparable to?

I dunno, like a really mild sausage but with oats instead of meat.

Like liver but way less strong?

Liver is so bad, that iron aftertaste.

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@Pawp have you tried your wax seal yet?

I was about to welt the wax now actually

Let me know how it turns out. I mean, the design we gave you was correct/to your specifications, right?

Yup. It's only up to the chinks if there tolerences hold up

For a wax seal?

What tolerances, you can get sloppy as hell and it wouldn't matter much.

For if the design we made for him actually properly impresses itself into the wax?

John if the design wasn't etched well it will look like shit.

I am lost

What design

There's a difference between a high quality photo and a negative etching

When did this happen and why was I left out

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Hold on. The max is melted. Let me press it

You were probably drunk at the time.

*ha*

We joke because we care John. We all care. That's why we've all gathered together today for this intervention.

This intervention for your drinking habit.

We dont but what ever

*haha*

I don't have a drinking habit but okay

Its a lifestyle ?

I didn't even start it this time 🙄

If we have time afterwards, we may address Matthews personality as well, but we'll play that by ear.

Hey tervy, what a good Chinese sous vide?

Do you want mouth cancer

Don't pull a Krieger

Thats how you get mouth cancer

Sous vide, not the plastic.

Boiled plastic all up in your food 🤢

Damn, is it gang rape frum today?

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``Spitroast``

My camera continues to be shit @Matthew

I took a better photo with my iPod but I can't transfer it atm

Looks decent to me

It actually looks fine

I didn't bring my white waz

Wax

what is it

A wax seal

i can see that

No what is it supposed to be

I can't make heads or tails of it

A jester mask

neat

how much did that run you

Ten bucks ish

I fucking thought it was Shrek

After close inspection the edges are a tiny bit off @Matthew

It's only really noticable around the white eye

if you manage to get a better pic of it upload it here, i really want to see what it looks like

I will be receiving my other in a few days. And a letter from my penpal

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It's hella wholesome to get letters in the mail

It's wholesome, but will you recieve hole?

some

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hey pawp, @ me if you get a nicer pic

Mmk

@Sdeck37 https://youtu.be/8j43bqYVZOY

Super wholesome granpap teaching distilling.

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I'll watch this later job

John linking alcohol things, this wednesday is normal after all

I think John is Just leaning into the character role we've constructed for him at this point.

It's guaranteed <:you:265281777168416768> at this point

It's just something neat I found.

Christ, you people.

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The denial stage has began

We all give each other shit here. John for drinking, me for being fat, pawp for being a goddamn moron...

Mods for being gay

Man. I wish u as a complete brainless moron. Imagine being blissfully happy and ignorant are all times

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Eee

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