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Cuck

People always debate ass or tits, but I'm a neck man.

There's nothing better than giving a neck massage.

>giving

My man

*My man*

Friend, nobody can wrap their hands around my neck.

Well, I mean

It must be pretty massive

Meanwhile, I can almost interlace my fingers around my gf's.

Huuuuh

Sometimes I envy necklets

Gf once tried to choke me during sex and I had to pretend I couldn't breath so she wouldn't feel foolish.

>tried to choke me

That's precious

Well, I asked her to. Even when she leaned into it, she couldn't do it

Next time tell her to use her legs

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i'm a thigh man

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I am no man

One time I choked out one of my coworkers for spraying me with a dish washing hose

Snuck up behind him, got his neck into the crook my elbow, and locked it in

He went down in like 5 seconds

Very exhilarating

*Ha*

I'm feeling kinda chokey right now. <:pepestressed:327933525124841482> you guys have awakened my fetish

Try the blackout challenge if you need a spin on it

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I really, really don't want to die with my dick out

I am going to get haggis when lent is over.

Have you had it before?

A big fuck off log of haggis and eat it with a pint of scotch.

Yes

What is the taste comparable to?

I dunno, like a really mild sausage but with oats instead of meat.

Like liver but way less strong?

Liver is so bad, that iron aftertaste.

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