@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two they increase the surface area that her bra straps sit on her shoulders, they don't actually touch her tits at all <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

They do when you're not looking

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjZpz4wo5BI

I forgot how good Julia's theme was

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is your gf fat

His gf is a cow

Don't you dare call a cow "fat"

bragging about DD racks on a fat girl is like bragging about your car going fast while it's falling off a cliff

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hahaha

***got em***

Yeah, better talk about how your sister sucks because she's flatchested

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she is pretty hot

considering that all the good genes went to her

instead of me

I'm hard pressed to believe that there were any genes to give to begin with

You set the bar very low, honestly

fair

@Hiruzen she isn't skinny, but she isn't fat, either. And she had DDs since freshman year

Puberty hit her like a fucking truck

Is that when you knocked her up?

@SenPyro please, I didn't get to stick it in until prom night Senior year

😂

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i dated a girl with massive tits but my regret was not groping her

all I did was hold her hands

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Cuck

People always debate ass or tits, but I'm a neck man.

There's nothing better than giving a neck massage.

>giving

My man

*My man*

Friend, nobody can wrap their hands around my neck.

Well, I mean

It must be pretty massive

Meanwhile, I can almost interlace my fingers around my gf's.