Message from @Matthew
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@Hiruzen she isn't skinny, but she isn't fat, either. And she had DDs since freshman year
Puberty hit her like a fucking truck
Is that when you knocked her up?
@SenPyro please, I didn't get to stick it in until prom night Senior year
😂
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i dated a girl with massive tits but my regret was not groping her
all I did was hold her hands
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Cuck
People always debate ass or tits, but I'm a neck man.
There's nothing better than giving a neck massage.
>giving
My man
*My man*
Friend, nobody can wrap their hands around my neck.
Well, I mean
It must be pretty massive
Meanwhile, I can almost interlace my fingers around my gf's.
Sometimes I envy necklets
Gf once tried to choke me during sex and I had to pretend I couldn't breath so she wouldn't feel foolish.
>tried to choke me
That's precious
Well, I asked her to. Even when she leaned into it, she couldn't do it
Next time tell her to use her legs
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i'm a thigh man
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I am no man
One time I choked out one of my coworkers for spraying me with a dish washing hose
Snuck up behind him, got his neck into the crook my elbow, and locked it in
He went down in like 5 seconds
Very exhilarating
*Ha*
I'm feeling kinda chokey right now. <:pepestressed:327933525124841482> you guys have awakened my fetish
Try the blackout challenge if you need a spin on it
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I really, really don't want to die with my dick out
I am going to get haggis when lent is over.