there isn't much tourism in Taiwan anyway

Mandarin isn't hard to learn anyway

But moving to Hong-Kong kinda forces you to go through the Cantonese language clusterfuck

So much English in Hong Kong

a cousin of mine lives in Hong Kong with his Italian wife. He works for a global company and everyone in his world speaks English. His wife is depressed because in her world (grocery store, dude that came to fix the AC, bus drivers etc) no-one speaks English

lrn2cantonese faggot

but i'm not surprised that the business world can speak english while ordinary people cannot

most people in HK speak some sort of broken english

if you're on hong Kong island basically everyone does

puk gai and diu lei lo mo is the only cantonese you need to know

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

Guide to making Serpentza thumbnail: step 1. put the background as either chinese flag, or stock photo of whatever shit hes talking about. step 2: put an ugly chinese girl in front of it, or a weird picture of himself. step 3: speech bubble. step 4: profit

his latest one is literally the chinese flag, pic of himself, and an eagle

:winsthink:

<:chink:323022148870602752>

Chinese windpower manufacturers

How many and how

Who*

I don't understand why do you even click his videos?

he watches them *ironically*

nah i used to like them actually, but now i find myself only clickign one in 5 maybe

im subscribed so i see the thumbnails at the very least

I don't understand the "wearing a suit to look important" thing. If I wear a suit, people think that I'm an insurance salesman. If I wear an old 2$ t-shirt and tell them that I'm a developer, they assume I have a 120+ IQ right away

big iq man

no I'm dumb af but you can live the stereotype

wear a shirt that says "i have big iq"

why not "MY BRAIN STRONK"?

and a book below it

perfect

@porco developers wear the cringiest shit I swear

Buy a decent shirt if you want normal people to take you seriously

Is it true about green caps?

Like it means your wife/gf is cheating on you

wat

wat

yes

So like if your girl gives you a green cap it means she's cucking you

why would she tell you in this way?

either she's cheating on you and does not want you to find out, so, won't tell you at all. Or she wants you to know, and won't tell you so subtle

explain luigi then

What the fuck is a green cap

Look it up it's a real thing

https://randomwire.com/green-hat-a-no-no/

https://www.italki.com/article/92/the-dark-meaning-of-5-chinese-terms?hl=de

not even chinks can escape from pepe

https://www.quora.com/Is-there-anything-wrong-with-coercing-another-to-change-their-thinking/answer/Fred-Schlimm

https://www.quora.com/If-I-walk-on-the-street-in-China-and-see-a-beautiful-Chinese-girl-can-I-stop-her-and-say-You-are-very-beautiful-I-want-to-know-you/answer/Fred-Schlimm

why

laowai

Lol

There's this hotel that just recently opened up that has a kingdom heart print on their window but I think they tried to do it like stain glass window and they don't actually know

its from a game

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/51/d7/df/51d7dfcb6978a8977c122ee1fb405322.jpg

something like this but only the middle bit

just checked it and its was this exact image

@plasticsword imagine ordering a custom stained glass window that looks like this. The shame

sounds like something chinks would do

a coffee shop near me has the words "METAL GEAR" painted on the wall

and when we asked about it she said "i dont know what any of the english says on the walls, its just decoration"

nah it wasn't glass but something they stuck on the glass

@porco https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rd3yeX1-SaM

please explain

I can not open this at work

we have a firewall now 😦

one of my jobs blocked discord but didnt block reddit, facebook, youtube

very good then, discord takes too much time

5 points have been added to your account

https://i.imgur.com/lrNHGbS.png

jesus

@Egloo that's a classic

>tfw learning mandarin

stopped because work and uni got a bit heavy, but i intend to follow thru

plus my teacher was a total qt

I lost the girl of my dreams what do.

what

She hasnt been on in like 2 weeks

that's not loosing her

oh

hm

Why do you use full black theme with lcd display

🤢

Because it was like that when i opened it

And i don't bother with changing it

why did she quit her jobe?

She couldn't take it. She was a translator. English to chinese

Did u ever meet her

Yes

Real sweet gal and 2-3 years older than me

With love and interest for western religion and philosophy

tell her China is shit

And you dont have her number

Only her skype

Nice

I have other contacts but no response

She's ready said ahe doesnt like china

So she wants that green card

Its like rich piana situation all over again

Huh?

Huh?

less than 100 days until i get to escape

you will miss the dumplings

>tfw no dumplings

no he won't

he would love it

TFW still in china

@Michi you dont deserve her cuz you dont know how to take a screenshot <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@kaetaa

May have gotten her shit stolen as well

@Michi

@Tribit 😥

God I hope not ;n;
@Julian I don't wanna screen shot then crop out the rest.

I mean, better than her being injured

>get rear ended the first time I drive in china

you can't make this shit up

in china i'd think you'd get t-boned more likely, not rear ended

well call me lucky then

most people dont run red lights in cars, but they do accellerate in traffic and switch lanes constantly

so rear ending and side swipe are most common (from my observations atleast)

Impatient chinks

list of chinese spying apps https://imgur.com/a/ukaIQ

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/7gbw1d/china_spying_through_42_apps_delete_them_indian/

ES file explorer

lmao

RIP

where is MI Fit?

_syncs furiously with Mi Band_

ES File Explorer on that list, huh.

Well, I guess I need to find a new one.

FX from nextapp

ES has been botnet for years

try solid explorer

xiaomi apps are Chinese botnet

surprising no one

the whole internet is a botnet

<#189467888657235970>

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

MiXplorer is the best, also free. It's not on playstore, you can get it from xda-developers

Despite the name it has nothing to do with Xiaomi

>downloading apk from pajeet site

is it free as in freedom

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

It's free as in syphilis.

stupid pajeets and their foss lmao

foss more like flush the poop

xdd

i own a mbp

osx best os

for desktop

When will oslets learn???

look how cucked I am at work

>apple computers at work

who would like to exploit my root backdoor

@fedora

timestamp for cuckery

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/11/macos-bug-lets-you-log-in-as-admin-with-no-password-required/

Ok which one of you jerk offs is ordering so many chink bikes?

@siperman Mi Home isn't on there so it's all good to turn your house into a botnet with it then @siperman

<#189467888657235970>

@fedora @transience

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

D-did they adjust for ubuntu users? I'm normal, I swear.

dual boot mater race

>not using KVM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNNFccVgdiU

ROFL

fucking serpentza again

w t f lol all the people staring

ok I want to know more

also, nice Chinese hot stuff at the end

she probably rode a fat horse a lot in the past

w-where at the end?

like 10:01

she a qt

it's like he wants chinks to fuck to his ass

I would love to see the leaked home porn tape of serpentza and his doctor wife

!!!!!!!

What brands of water do chinks have?

Can i order it?

How much lead does it contain?

all of it

chinks don't drink water

they drain money from westerners instead

What is the best way to motivate a chink ?

$$$

That works for everyone

I'm looking for the specific ching chong motivator

Honour.

Probably.

Ricr

$$$ >>>>> Honor

Asian pussy

rice

Fresh air

rice grown in fresh air, cooked in clean water

Best i can do is water from snow

ancient chinese aphrodisiacs made from endangered species

alternatively, ginseng

preferably north american

those commentstho

i legit dont get how its cheaper to make eggs then take care of chickens

i buy eggs for like 80cents ad ozen

Fake rice is just funny TBh

"hey this plastic is similar to the color of rice, i bet i can make a machine to pumpthis shit out in bulk"

Seems to be for food display cases.

>spend 50 bucks on a fake dish
>or waste food every day and even the have it look gross and stale by the end of it

Display case food is neat

The only thing that motivates Chinese is money.

Anything else is just fueled by the money like status etc.

I asked 5 Chinese co-workers if they'd rather be dead or poor and ALL of them said dead.

They said there was no point in living without money

I asked 5 Chinese co-workers if they'd rather be dead or poor and ALL of them said dead.

To be fair the Chinese have a lot further to go down in terms of poverty than the west.

like

being poor in america

is pretty okay you can actually get government benifits and food and support

if your poor in other places you ded

^^^ In America, society bends over backwards to keep a roof over your head and food in your stomach. It's only hardcore deadbeats who end up on the street begging.

Being poor in america means stressing and working hard to keep your shit togehter

being poor in india is death :^)

ye but poor in India is literally no income, no home, with literally nothing

not even clothes

poor in american is mid level india

Being in India is just bad

Bureaucracy hell, no toilets

I remember seeing an official PR photo of India's Military Assault rifle, and there was a bunch of a shitpiles in the photo

Like shit is so common in their life that they don't even think to remove it for glamour shots

Topkek

POO IN THE LOO

Is it better to live in India or China then?

cause chinks look down at indians as being poor and rural - they only respect big cities

New dehli and Mumbai got mad money flowing through

even cops have lambos

Southern India is cleaner than the north. The problem is that it's wicked hot

Actually I think southern China is cleaner than Northern China as well

@Matthew YES I SAW THIS TOO

it's hilarious

is that a thicc ak

It fires over 600 poos per minute

is the weapon to unleash indias superpower

just poo if you need ammo

unlimited firepower

Firepoower

@Julian on the inside it's closer to a FAL than an ak

I think it's got a good bit of reliability issues too