im china fag

living in wuhan

im american

thanks m8

fielding questions about china land

Taobao is fucking sick

I use it for everything

Chinks LOVE CEOs like Steve jobs and jack ma. they love idolizing them because they are rich. like celebrities

i have a chink gf

nah she is petite qt3.14

but im fat af so its awesome

nah, not exactly

she does enjoy my western mindset

because chink guys are fucking scum

of the planet

also the chinese people are racist af and have no idea. they cant comprehend what racism is until its againsdt them

little 3 year old kids running around saying shit like "fuck japan! why are we in this store with all this jap shit?!"

because their grandma told them so

shipping is convenient, quick, and cheap. most shipping is free, and always takes less than 3 days. they will call you in the morning, tell u when they are coming to see if u r home

if they miss you, they will come back later that night, u have postage guys number

you dont have to sign, but you do have to pick it up. if you arent home, most apartments have like timed lockers with QR codes to scan to get in

and as long as you get it in 24 hours its free

otherwise its like 3 rmb

if they leave it out, it WILL Get taken

if they give it to "the guy downstairs"

it will disapear

because he will steal it

dog eat dog

teaching english to kids age 3-17

you have no idea. many of them have real names like thomas or james

but most of them have shit like Shrek, spiderman, Trex, coco, candy

i literally have a 16 year old student named fucking shrek

or shit they just make up like Raynuh, Razer, and Boss

I have students named Urania and Kronos

nah, they wouldnt be named dick or penis

most of them are named after the english names of famous hong kong actors or something

I like a lot about China, and i fucking despise a lot of it too

8 months

Nah, I'm signing for a 2nd year soon

you could probably order chink brides, i guess. most of them are ordered from vietnam

For me, the biggest downside is the pollution and big population

the food is dirty, the air is dirty, the water is dirty

everything is fucking dirty

everywhere you go

nah, luckily i live in a city where the pollution isnt apocalytpic levels

but it gets really bad in winter

so maybe soon

i just bought the xiaomi max for 1300 rmb, works awesome

i went to a xiaomi retail store to buy it

literally just a rip off of the apple stores

I just bought a 128gb microsd from taobao for 55rmb, but it hasnt arrived yet

i bought a chinky tv last month

50 inches, smart tv shit etc etc for 1400 rmb

it had 10,000 purchases this month and a lot of good reviews

from chinks

meh, it was mostly to review it for you fags

My student Trex is a fucking idiot

i hate him

average

yes, im not allowed to speak chinese

thomas jefferson

The chinese people fucking HATE chinese goods, they know they are all shit

they love foreign brands

>tq

The chinese are obsessed with brands and showing off. they want the best of the best shit to flaunt their money

no one drives chinese cars

its all imports

just block the bot

issac hayes

any last minute chink questions before i go to bed? its 2am

yeah most of em

would anyone be interested in discounted stuff? i buy taobao, then ship it to your country?

im not trying to make money, trying to help fellow anons

have some chink food

👲

why u type that

thank god

need recomendations on chink bookshelf speakers + amp

would you guys like a video doing a tour of a xiaomi retail store?

i have a degree in film, want to put it to use, tell me some shit to film here haha

oh man, you guys would love the chink 2nd hand shit

its like an episode of hoarders

i have to use a vpn to access google, youtube etc

and its slow af, no 1080p for me

i use one called cactus vpn cause it was a gift

servers are in europe mostly

yeah, its almsot all the same

well , ive just learned to use chink websites

they are very fast

but outside of china very slow

they pruposely do it

yeah, i am

im just basic now

not anymore than they do their common man

chinks even chink each other

just watched 2 of comfy vids - wheres the hate? seems pretty standard to me

im writing a list of shit to film for csg, what else you want to see in china

here is one of my chink coworkers. avg chink

really? its all pretty standard stuff, nothing special

i took some video of street food vendors tonight