Message from @plasticsword

Discord ID: 382027441193091082


2017-11-19 10:16:42 UTC  

the good parts of Asia seem to be Hong Kong, Singapore and Taiwan. And all have a certain trade off.

Hong Kong has Cantonese
Singapore has weird laws
Taiwan has impossible immigration policies

2017-11-19 10:28:35 UTC  

those places have higher percentage of people that can speak english

2017-11-19 10:29:15 UTC  

really the least you could ask is taxi drivers know some english

2017-11-19 10:31:29 UTC  

>be a foreigner
>get targeted

2017-11-19 15:29:59 UTC  

Taiwanese taxi drivers don't speak English often

2017-11-19 15:30:09 UTC  

there isn't much tourism in Taiwan anyway

2017-11-19 15:30:41 UTC  

Mandarin isn't hard to learn anyway

2017-11-19 15:31:09 UTC  

But moving to Hong-Kong kinda forces you to go through the Cantonese language clusterfuck

2017-11-19 17:12:50 UTC  

So much English in Hong Kong

2017-11-19 20:03:26 UTC  

a cousin of mine lives in Hong Kong with his Italian wife. He works for a global company and everyone in his world speaks English. His wife is depressed because in her world (grocery store, dude that came to fix the AC, bus drivers etc) no-one speaks English

2017-11-19 20:12:20 UTC  

lrn2cantonese faggot

2017-11-19 20:12:49 UTC  

but i'm not surprised that the business world can speak english while ordinary people cannot

2017-11-19 22:58:05 UTC  

most people in HK speak some sort of broken english

2017-11-19 22:58:38 UTC  

if you're on hong Kong island basically everyone does

2017-11-20 01:58:21 UTC  

puk gai and diu lei lo mo is the only cantonese you need to know

2017-11-20 01:58:31 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-20 04:27:00 UTC  

Guide to making Serpentza thumbnail: step 1. put the background as either chinese flag, or stock photo of whatever shit hes talking about. step 2: put an ugly chinese girl in front of it, or a weird picture of himself. step 3: speech bubble. step 4: profit

2017-11-20 04:27:32 UTC  

his latest one is literally the chinese flag, pic of himself, and an eagle

2017-11-20 04:28:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/382024291941875712/hqdefault.jpg

2017-11-20 04:40:31 UTC  

:winsthink:

2017-11-20 04:40:39 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-11-20 08:19:04 UTC  

Chinese windpower manufacturers

2017-11-20 08:19:11 UTC  

How many and how

2017-11-20 08:19:55 UTC  

Who*

2017-11-20 09:49:30 UTC  

I don't understand why do you even click his videos?

2017-11-20 10:35:10 UTC  

he watches them *ironically*

2017-11-20 11:41:53 UTC  

nah i used to like them actually, but now i find myself only clickign one in 5 maybe

2017-11-20 11:42:03 UTC  

im subscribed so i see the thumbnails at the very least

2017-11-20 11:43:32 UTC  

I don't understand the "wearing a suit to look important" thing. If I wear a suit, people think that I'm an insurance salesman. If I wear an old 2$ t-shirt and tell them that I'm a developer, they assume I have a 120+ IQ right away

2017-11-20 11:45:48 UTC  

big iq man

2017-11-20 11:47:07 UTC  

no I'm dumb af but you can live the stereotype

2017-11-20 11:48:47 UTC  

wear a shirt that says "i have big iq"

2017-11-20 11:50:12 UTC  

why not "MY BRAIN STRONK"?

2017-11-20 11:50:30 UTC  

and a book below it

2017-11-20 11:50:31 UTC  

perfect

2017-11-20 12:11:18 UTC  

@porco developers wear the cringiest shit I swear

2017-11-20 12:11:47 UTC  

Buy a decent shirt if you want normal people to take you seriously

2017-11-20 21:16:26 UTC  

Is it true about green caps?

2017-11-20 21:16:44 UTC  

Like it means your wife/gf is cheating on you

2017-11-20 21:46:48 UTC  

wat

2017-11-21 02:11:05 UTC  

wat