Message from @porco

Discord ID: 382105163613077535


2017-11-19 15:29:59 UTC  

Taiwanese taxi drivers don't speak English often

2017-11-19 15:30:09 UTC  

there isn't much tourism in Taiwan anyway

2017-11-19 15:30:41 UTC  

Mandarin isn't hard to learn anyway

2017-11-19 15:31:09 UTC  

But moving to Hong-Kong kinda forces you to go through the Cantonese language clusterfuck

2017-11-19 17:12:50 UTC  

So much English in Hong Kong

2017-11-19 20:03:26 UTC  

a cousin of mine lives in Hong Kong with his Italian wife. He works for a global company and everyone in his world speaks English. His wife is depressed because in her world (grocery store, dude that came to fix the AC, bus drivers etc) no-one speaks English

2017-11-19 20:12:20 UTC  

lrn2cantonese faggot

2017-11-19 20:12:49 UTC  

but i'm not surprised that the business world can speak english while ordinary people cannot

2017-11-19 22:58:05 UTC  

most people in HK speak some sort of broken english

2017-11-19 22:58:38 UTC  

if you're on hong Kong island basically everyone does

2017-11-20 01:58:21 UTC  

puk gai and diu lei lo mo is the only cantonese you need to know

2017-11-20 01:58:31 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-20 04:27:00 UTC  

Guide to making Serpentza thumbnail: step 1. put the background as either chinese flag, or stock photo of whatever shit hes talking about. step 2: put an ugly chinese girl in front of it, or a weird picture of himself. step 3: speech bubble. step 4: profit

2017-11-20 04:27:32 UTC  

his latest one is literally the chinese flag, pic of himself, and an eagle

2017-11-20 04:28:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/382024291941875712/hqdefault.jpg

2017-11-20 04:40:31 UTC  

:winsthink:

2017-11-20 04:40:39 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-11-20 08:19:04 UTC  

Chinese windpower manufacturers

2017-11-20 08:19:11 UTC  

How many and how

2017-11-20 08:19:55 UTC  

Who*

2017-11-20 09:49:30 UTC  

I don't understand why do you even click his videos?

2017-11-20 10:35:10 UTC  

he watches them *ironically*

2017-11-20 11:41:53 UTC  

nah i used to like them actually, but now i find myself only clickign one in 5 maybe

2017-11-20 11:42:03 UTC  

im subscribed so i see the thumbnails at the very least

2017-11-20 11:43:32 UTC  

I don't understand the "wearing a suit to look important" thing. If I wear a suit, people think that I'm an insurance salesman. If I wear an old 2$ t-shirt and tell them that I'm a developer, they assume I have a 120+ IQ right away

2017-11-20 11:45:48 UTC  

big iq man

2017-11-20 11:47:07 UTC  

no I'm dumb af but you can live the stereotype

2017-11-20 11:48:47 UTC  

wear a shirt that says "i have big iq"

2017-11-20 11:50:12 UTC  

why not "MY BRAIN STRONK"?

2017-11-20 11:50:30 UTC  

and a book below it

2017-11-20 11:50:31 UTC  

perfect

2017-11-20 12:11:18 UTC  

@porco developers wear the cringiest shit I swear

2017-11-20 12:11:47 UTC  

Buy a decent shirt if you want normal people to take you seriously

2017-11-20 21:16:26 UTC  

Is it true about green caps?

2017-11-20 21:16:44 UTC  

Like it means your wife/gf is cheating on you

2017-11-20 21:46:48 UTC  

wat

2017-11-21 02:11:05 UTC  

wat

2017-11-21 02:21:15 UTC  

yes

2017-11-21 05:30:13 UTC  

So like if your girl gives you a green cap it means she's cucking you

2017-11-21 08:54:27 UTC  

why would she tell you in this way?

2017-11-21 08:54:59 UTC  

either she's cheating on you and does not want you to find out, so, won't tell you at all. Or she wants you to know, and won't tell you so subtle