out kitchen just got raided by the chink group again, and no one dares speak up <:chink:323022148870602752>

and you are not drinking with them

truly sad!

@transience kick them out already

N-no mainland stacie might get mad

Are you guys afraid of them ? Chinks aren't used to being called out

Just do it

holy shit

this is what white priviledge is for

just hang out in the kitchen when they're around

grab another dude if you have to

Yeah it's everywhere, but that's old news haha

How many scammers videos is he gonna make

All of them.

Scammers? In Cheena? <:chink:323022148870602752>

Question: I've never used Uber, when you use it, does the driver always call you before they pick you up?

Isn't your location on the gps?

Uber? They just drive to your GPS location

Like I've waited in the middle of a huge ass walmart parking lot and they drove right to me

The uber ripoff in China will always call you

Before they come

So I can never use it

They demand you meet them at convenient spot and give them directions even though they have the gps

:(

why are Chinese KFC portion so small?

well that's cause of chink traffic tbh

I think they get fined if they wait longer than 1 min

portions are regional because economics

a "small" sized drink in canada is not the same as a "small" sized drink in 🇺🇸

on average US "small" is other countried medium/normal

expect for beer ... germany wins on that one for "large" beer

last time i ordered large beer i got 2L can of it

not that i did complain for sub-10 euros

how large is a large beer in the US?

Germany usually 0.4 - 0.5 l

2l is really exceptional

i think us has pint

Also I'd like to point out that small beverages in Taiwan and Japan are disgustingly small

it's totally acceptable there to serve 0.1 l of let's say orange juice

and if you don't specify the size, you get the small one

0.1L orange juice

id probly go all berzerk over such joke

happened to me in Kyoto

if i order a orange juice... i want it to fucking pint glass no bulb and it better be cold

specialy if it costs arm and leg

I thought in taiwan they give you a liter bottle and a tiny ass cup

I've had both situations

xiaomi is looking for a VR project manager in Beijing. I just sent an application. wish me luck

>xiaomi waifus

@porcorosso#2322 really?

Good luck dude @porco /csg/'s inside man

For once if someone suddenly disappears I wont feel sad.

If ever a press release comes out with "Xiaomi to make anime real with Xiaomi VR" we'll know it's you @porco

Japan has been the worst about small cups haha its one of my pet peeves

In China they do it too, even smaller, but I don't recognize it because you can just bring in your own drinks

Which I always do

Something I do love about China there

>tfw gf texts making u dumplings but she means I'm steaming frozen dumplings. oh well, still good.

Dumplings are one of those thingsbthat arent much better home made unless it's something special tbh.

my gf puts fresh tuna into the dumplings when she makes them herself, they're absolutely amazing

ah nice

gf can make them, just didnt tonight

and i agree, frozen dumplings are damn good

we agreed not to order food out at all this week, so shes gonna be cooking a lot

I'm moving back to Asia. I can't wait to get some of that sweet food in my belly.

china blocked rarlab.com....not sure why

maybe because encrypted rar archives are relatively secure and an easy form of encryption which every tech illiterate average windows user manages to set up and distribute

@kaetaa#1570 can you get your hands on real, authentic longjing tea where you live?

@kaetaa#1570 they prefer winzip

rarlabs work

Doesn't for me. Maybe it sjust my isp

@porco yeah taobao let's you get anything mate

can I get weed?

Probably

I wouldn't doubt it

@kaetaa#1570 would you actually trust taobao longjing to be authentic?

my gf said she wouldn't

My Chinese teacher wants to rip me off

she's trying to chink me

Chinese(?) poster for baby driver

@porco >hiring a chink Chinese teacher

how else would you learn CHinese?

From another person who learned Chinese

how did the first person learn chinese

<:italianthink:327934554126155776>

https://www.chinaeducationaltours.com/guide/article-why-chinese-talk-loudly.htm kek

Man, Singapore is Chinese and even more dense and they aren't loud

the anglosphere is now the chingchongsphere

canada ✅

australia ✅

new zealand ✅

usa ✅

hong kong ✅

singapore 💮

it takes a bit of civilization to make the chinese a bit intimidating

SEAsian Chinese are tad more civilized either from manners introduced from the western euros

and a bit of confucian upbringing which has been wiped away from modern china

and why Shanghai is less of a shithole than beijing, because that's been a hub of commerce -- even bits of fujian were surprisingly cosmopolitan

you can blame communism

Hong Kong got diversity right tbh

no bullshit with the minority

everyone integrated while still having their own culture

Very similar to Australia

There's parts which are tightly integrated with a single culture but other parts are general

hong kong had the chance to expand with a huge cantonese population

but 20 years later they decided to embrace the mandarin mainlanders

oh well

RIP

le xd

that jpeg

@kaetaa buy one for your gf, I buy one for mine, we both post the result and let /sac/ decide who has the better traditionally-dressed-chink https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Black-Red-Traditional-Chinese-Dress-Women-s-Satin-Long-Halter-Cheongsam-Evening-Qipao-Clothings-Flower-S/1872306160.html

Don't make me leave another server

@porco haha if you could find the taobao link id be down. but also your chink is much younger, so its a hard win for me

<:woah:333623269674713098>

i bought the "Keep North Korea Weird" shirt off AliExpress

basically ketchup + teriyaki

supposedly

it tastes like mcdonalds honey bbq + sweet and sour sauce

1:1 ratio

IM PICKLE RIIIICK 🥒

[citation needed]

thanks y-you too

biggle rigg :-DDDD

Are there any stupid chinese holidays that will delay my package any time soon?

no :(

Why the frown?

Because chinks getting smashed in his town is the highlight of his year.

THey don't get smashed and stumble around on regular nights?

I dunno, maybe mainlanders have lower standards?

I had a layover in Hong Kong and they sold this beef jerky shit that was amazing

cause I have to work Christmas

Did they do something to expressVPN in china? I can't get it to work

>We're looking into a possible issue with China ISP.

OH SHIT

this could be the end

yeah its acting up for me too

i think its cause of the CCP meeting this month

its usually slowed down around that time

>thier methods of controlling civil unrest is exactly the same as 4chan mods

@johnfrum#8811 **(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)**

Am I the only one that thinks Serpentza is cringe to the max?

He made a video about superficial face, but he himself is a loser who wears a suit so people think hes important, even though he just makes youtube videos.

maybe i am weird, but to me there is nothing sadder than when people wear/do something so people respect them...means their actions or personalities aren't enough

no my friend says he's cringe

and also a loser

no I agree

serpentza is a retard just like every other YouTube ""celebrity"" except for cici li

He's like the mkbhd of China YouTube's

Good for production and entertainment

Take everything else with a grain of salt

is there jobs for programmers in china

^

>i know chinese

from serpentza's videos he was like a network/IT tech and he cant get jobs like that there

>i knpow java

is there hope for me

ive been a programmer for a few years

what kind of programming?

There's more hardware programming than just software AFAIK

brogramming

java is a big fat meme

oh, my

Runescapes pretty popular tbh

As a programmer, I would assume that your best chances are as a hardware / low-level programmer in Shenzhen. Also there's Kaohsiung in the better China

Run escape.is owned by China now

I guess

As of Java, probably mostly smartphone manufacturers because of Android. But those will most probably be low paid code monkey tier jobs.

I don't care much about jobs in China, but I'm having an eye on the tech job market in Taipei, and the best chances there seem to be if you are a high skilled professional with deep experience in robotics and automation

Do china have any frontend development jerbs?

do you happen to know chinese

i do

then maybe they have front end dev job for you if ur good looking and can blow

So she found a recipe online on a Chinese cooking community to fake the McDonald's szechuan sauce

Where to cop that

cop?

teriyaki + ketchup

there is no tomato in that recipe. Wouldn't make sense anyway since there isn't much tomato in general Chinese cuisine

@porcorosso#2322 where to cop = where to get

its literally

1/2 mcdonalds sweet and sour

1/2 honey bbq

I think

Literally this

compress it

Is the internet being shit also CCP fault?

Mcdonalds szechaun is kinda garbage too, from the sound of it.

@Tervy do you want me to gzip it and post the cat output? sry I don't get it

@Arcbat it didn't taste too good, it's obv trash like everything else from mc

Bite your tongue. McDonalds makes a god-tier cheeseburger.

I could eat Mc-gangbangs for the rest of my pitiful existence.

are you American?

...yes

Honestly, the restaurant is indeed trash, but their cheeseburger isn't bad.

I love gourmet burgers way too much to be able to enjoy anything from McDonald's

So that's the thing.

I've eaten "gourmet" burgers from around the world and have only been impressed like twice

There is a place called Five-Guys. It's another American chain, it's probably my favorite burger but it's a little expensive.

Asian cows make pretty shit burgers imo.

Kobe beef is a fucking meme

This kind of beef shouldn't be minced

Asian cows are best just cut into very thin slices and grilled on fire with no spice or oil

I've never head a Kobe beef burger, only steak and like a sushi thing.

It was different but not better than anything we get over here.

99% of the beef they eat over there is grown in Australia or New Zealand anyway.

But look, all American memes aside. I've been to the US and I know what kind of food you guys have. So I understand that you like some Mc stuff. It's not even your fault. My first week in the US back then I was unable to eat anything because all was too fatty, too spiced and tasted way to intense. Then after a week you get used to it and it actually tastes good. So for the food that you are used to, it's delicious

But if you are not exposed to this kind of food frequently, McDonald's is just trash

I've lived in Asia for 4 years. Moved back to the US about a year ago.

I love the food over there, not so much Chinese.

I'm just saying the meat itself isn't as good.

McDonalds is indeed trash. I just think they have the whole cheeseburger game down.

I miss Korean fish the most. I found their sushi to be better than Japan's.

I didn't make it to mainland China but I did go to traditional restaurants and shit (not American chinese)

Feck, now you have me thinking about Asian food again.

Never been to Korea, did you have alive squid?

I had squid I presumed was dead until soy sauce was poured on it.

None of the people I knew there liked fish much, so I didn't get to eat any of the good stuff

Did it get stuck in your throat and you died?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/12/paramedics-save-man-after-whole-fish-jumps-down-throat

No.

They have these little octopuses you eat cold that were sorta tasty but really fucking weird. I think they cut their heads off but they were mostly intact.

@Ratamoraji#9190 @Ratamoraji#9190
@Windatica ban

KFC advert featuring Shrek.

what are you doing in my sweatshop

Fiancee's mom just called. Told her that she should make me pants. She told her that I already have tons of pants

she said "i heard him cough once this morning. He's not wearing pants. He is only not wearing pants because he doesnt have any"

i said im not wearing pants because its not that cold yet, and im just inside my flat

she said no, you should wear pants. you dont wear pants, it means that you dont have pants

i said no, its because I dont fucking want to

she could not accept it

chink moms i swear

you can look at that story and say "oh shes just worried about u"

but no its not that. its that she wants control, complete and utter control

me telling her im not going to listen to her is seen as a threat

@kaetaa start wearing pants indoors you savage swine

Chink moms/grans are controlling as fuck

fuck her shes in a different city

trying to control what i wear haha

like what the hell

kek my gf's mum always wants photos of what we eat, and if by some chance one day there isn't at least half a plate of vegetables, she writes scientific research about our health risks

like legit research or just chink bs

chink bs

when I had a cold for more than a week, she started researching doctors who practice traditional Chinese medicine in Zurich last year

today while watching star trek, I learned 外星人

Wait, like make pants? Hand stitch a pair of jammies?

its never cold in China tbh

right now its the perfect weather for t shirt

@johnfrum yep

That's kind of sweet, I guess