Message from @kaetaa

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2017-10-15 14:26:26 UTC  

None of the people I knew there liked fish much, so I didn't get to eat any of the good stuff

2017-10-15 18:14:38 UTC  

Did it get stuck in your throat and you died?

2017-10-16 00:08:57 UTC  

No.

2017-10-16 00:09:16 UTC  

They have these little octopuses you eat cold that were sorta tasty but really fucking weird. I think they cut their heads off but they were mostly intact.

2017-10-16 03:54:54 UTC  

@Ratamoraji#9190 @Ratamoraji#9190
@Windatica ban

2017-10-16 04:09:14 UTC  

KFC advert featuring Shrek.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/369335959625662465/Screenshot_2017-10-16-12-05-46-593_com.tencent.mm.png

2017-10-16 08:26:05 UTC  

what are you doing in my sweatshop

2017-10-16 13:31:38 UTC  

Fiancee's mom just called. Told her that she should make me pants. She told her that I already have tons of pants

2017-10-16 13:31:57 UTC  

she said "i heard him cough once this morning. He's not wearing pants. He is only not wearing pants because he doesnt have any"

2017-10-16 13:32:16 UTC  

i said im not wearing pants because its not that cold yet, and im just inside my flat

2017-10-16 13:32:29 UTC  

she said no, you should wear pants. you dont wear pants, it means that you dont have pants

2017-10-16 13:32:37 UTC  

i said no, its because I dont fucking want to

2017-10-16 13:32:40 UTC  

she could not accept it

2017-10-16 13:32:45 UTC  

chink moms i swear

2017-10-16 13:33:40 UTC  

you can look at that story and say "oh shes just worried about u"

2017-10-16 13:33:50 UTC  

but no its not that. its that she wants control, complete and utter control

2017-10-16 13:34:04 UTC  

me telling her im not going to listen to her is seen as a threat

2017-10-16 13:35:19 UTC  

@kaetaa start wearing pants indoors you savage swine

2017-10-16 13:36:04 UTC  

Chink moms/grans are controlling as fuck

2017-10-16 13:42:01 UTC  

fuck her shes in a different city

2017-10-16 13:42:06 UTC  

trying to control what i wear haha

2017-10-16 13:42:09 UTC  

like what the hell

2017-10-16 14:09:56 UTC  

kek my gf's mum always wants photos of what we eat, and if by some chance one day there isn't at least half a plate of vegetables, she writes scientific research about our health risks

2017-10-16 14:52:31 UTC  

like legit research or just chink bs

2017-10-16 16:53:34 UTC  

chink bs

2017-10-16 16:54:22 UTC  

when I had a cold for more than a week, she started researching doctors who practice traditional Chinese medicine in Zurich last year

2017-10-16 19:39:32 UTC  

today while watching star trek, I learned 外星人

2017-10-16 19:40:44 UTC  

Wait, like make pants? Hand stitch a pair of jammies?

2017-10-17 00:07:49 UTC  

its never cold in China tbh

2017-10-17 00:08:14 UTC  

right now its the perfect weather for t shirt

2017-10-17 02:52:11 UTC  
2017-10-17 02:53:31 UTC  

That's kind of sweet, I guess

2017-10-17 02:54:09 UTC  

shes not even capable of that lol

2017-10-17 03:02:24 UTC  

>criticising your lack of pants and her lack if sewing skills
There might be a lot of layers to this shit.

2017-10-17 04:21:46 UTC  

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2017-10-17 06:02:00 UTC  

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2017-10-17 06:41:13 UTC  

yes she knows my fiancee isnt a seamstress

2017-10-17 06:41:19 UTC  

and she knows i have lots of pants

2017-10-17 06:41:27 UTC  

shes just a controlling bitch

2017-10-17 06:46:00 UTC  

maybe you're a fatass and she don't want to look at your thunder thighs