Message from @porco

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2017-10-06 08:11:52 UTC  

Uber? They just drive to your GPS location

2017-10-06 08:12:12 UTC  

Like I've waited in the middle of a huge ass walmart parking lot and they drove right to me

2017-10-06 10:20:26 UTC  

The uber ripoff in China will always call you

2017-10-06 10:20:30 UTC  

Before they come

2017-10-06 10:20:40 UTC  

So I can never use it

2017-10-06 10:21:31 UTC  

They demand you meet them at convenient spot and give them directions even though they have the gps

2017-10-06 10:21:38 UTC  

:(

2017-10-06 11:00:29 UTC  

why are Chinese KFC portion so small?

2017-10-06 11:01:03 UTC  

well that's cause of chink traffic tbh

2017-10-06 11:01:36 UTC  

I think they get fined if they wait longer than 1 min

2017-10-06 16:22:08 UTC  

portions are regional because economics

2017-10-06 16:22:37 UTC  

a "small" sized drink in canada is not the same as a "small" sized drink in 🇺🇸

2017-10-06 16:39:09 UTC  

on average US "small" is other countried medium/normal

2017-10-06 16:39:29 UTC  

expect for beer ... germany wins on that one for "large" beer

2017-10-06 16:39:46 UTC  

last time i ordered large beer i got 2L can of it

2017-10-06 16:40:04 UTC  

not that i did complain for sub-10 euros

2017-10-06 17:49:33 UTC  

how large is a large beer in the US?

2017-10-06 17:49:43 UTC  

Germany usually 0.4 - 0.5 l

2017-10-06 17:49:58 UTC  

2l is really exceptional

2017-10-06 17:50:29 UTC  

i think us has pint

2017-10-06 17:50:51 UTC  

Also I'd like to point out that small beverages in Taiwan and Japan are disgustingly small

2017-10-06 17:51:14 UTC  

it's totally acceptable there to serve 0.1 l of let's say orange juice

2017-10-06 17:51:34 UTC  

and if you don't specify the size, you get the small one

2017-10-06 17:51:52 UTC  

0.1L orange juice

2017-10-06 17:52:03 UTC  

id probly go all berzerk over such joke

2017-10-06 17:52:14 UTC  

happened to me in Kyoto

2017-10-06 18:02:38 UTC  

if i order a orange juice... i want it to fucking pint glass no bulb and it better be cold

2017-10-06 18:02:49 UTC  

specialy if it costs arm and leg

2017-10-07 00:14:18 UTC  

I thought in taiwan they give you a liter bottle and a tiny ass cup

2017-10-07 06:23:21 UTC  

I've had both situations

2017-10-07 08:25:40 UTC  

xiaomi is looking for a VR project manager in Beijing. I just sent an application. wish me luck

2017-10-07 08:46:13 UTC  

>xiaomi waifus

2017-10-07 09:45:48 UTC  

@porcorosso#2322 really?

2017-10-07 09:46:07 UTC  

Good luck dude @porco /csg/'s inside man

2017-10-07 09:52:31 UTC  

For once if someone suddenly disappears I wont feel sad.

2017-10-07 10:09:07 UTC  

If ever a press release comes out with "Xiaomi to make anime real with Xiaomi VR" we'll know it's you @porco

2017-10-07 11:29:37 UTC  

Japan has been the worst about small cups haha its one of my pet peeves

2017-10-07 11:29:54 UTC  

In China they do it too, even smaller, but I don't recognize it because you can just bring in your own drinks

2017-10-07 11:29:57 UTC  

Which I always do

2017-10-07 11:30:03 UTC  

Something I do love about China there

2017-10-07 11:34:57 UTC  

>tfw gf texts making u dumplings but she means I'm steaming frozen dumplings. oh well, still good.

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