Message from @kaetaa
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They have these little octopuses you eat cold that were sorta tasty but really fucking weird. I think they cut their heads off but they were mostly intact.
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KFC advert featuring Shrek.
what are you doing in my sweatshop
Fiancee's mom just called. Told her that she should make me pants. She told her that I already have tons of pants
she said "i heard him cough once this morning. He's not wearing pants. He is only not wearing pants because he doesnt have any"
i said im not wearing pants because its not that cold yet, and im just inside my flat
she said no, you should wear pants. you dont wear pants, it means that you dont have pants
i said no, its because I dont fucking want to
she could not accept it
chink moms i swear
you can look at that story and say "oh shes just worried about u"
but no its not that. its that she wants control, complete and utter control
me telling her im not going to listen to her is seen as a threat
Chink moms/grans are controlling as fuck
fuck her shes in a different city
trying to control what i wear haha
like what the hell
kek my gf's mum always wants photos of what we eat, and if by some chance one day there isn't at least half a plate of vegetables, she writes scientific research about our health risks
chink bs
when I had a cold for more than a week, she started researching doctors who practice traditional Chinese medicine in Zurich last year
today while watching star trek, I learned 外星人
Wait, like make pants? Hand stitch a pair of jammies?
its never cold in China tbh
right now its the perfect weather for t shirt
That's kind of sweet, I guess
shes not even capable of that lol
>criticising your lack of pants and her lack if sewing skills
There might be a lot of layers to this shit.
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yes she knows my fiancee isnt a seamstress
and she knows i have lots of pants
shes just a controlling bitch
maybe you're a fatass and she don't want to look at your thunder thighs
Maybe you're thicc and she was jealous of your thunder thighs.
>chink
>jealous of thicc
doesn't happen
they don't understand it tbh
i am a fatass but thats irrelevant