Pretty sure almost all hospitals in the US are armed now

if you say so - i guess i dont go to hospitals enough

just admit you're wrong, kid

😏

I guess this is your first time in this channel

Those poles look like they would be fun to just lance protesters with.

they sell them on taobao haha

the govt was tasked with creating something to stop all the knife attacks and they came up with this

ive never seen it used in action but it seems cool

even if it were my first time being here, it doesn't stop you from being wrong

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Looks pretty effective provided you have like three other people providing backup. Just poke them into submission

i think its only effective if all the people are the same size and strength

which 99% of china is

but what if a chinese guy was trying to push off anyone even remotely stronger

couldnt he just move it up?

there's more than one guy with a pole

I think the idea is to get the guy off balance with a group of people, I kind of want a chink police revolver just because it's such a weird thing

lets buy a few at the next shit-about-asia meet up

school shooter general

Think the ammo specs are like early 1900s .38 S&W loading which is bizzare given the actually pretty healthy Chinese arms industry.

probably because civilians can't have guns there

so they don't need a higher caliber round to stop a threat

that pic is cute looks like a toy

it is

the gun explodes when you use it

and the bullets are really firecrackers

hell yeah

@Sdeck37 @Deleted User you want some kaetaa rants™? i know you guys love it

Tbhwyf just do it

Do et

Let me into that juicy ranting

@kaetaa

after being out of china for awhile now ive calmed down and dont get upset so easy. im not always on edge

make a patreon so we can send you fidget spinner money for fiery rants

feel good man

@kaetaa no surprise, living in an actual jungle vs living in an urban jungle is like living in two different worlds

forest or jungle?

they are two different things

i went from the 26th floor of a shitty concrete chinese building to a modest wood and brick suburban homes

much comfy

Sounds comfy, yes

26th floor of a fire hazard temple vs 1st floor of an actual house

well cramped spaces are not comfy

unless you live in a big flat

fuck me, when in china we had a "firefighter" come and give us a speech about fire safety. he spent 80% of the time showing us pictures of dead people and telling us that fire is dangerous

then 15% trying to sell some fire safety stuff

so basically a shill

and 5% telling us that if youre in a big building and there is a fire, youre fucked, so dont even try to use the stairs just jump out the window on a mattress

no actualy info just shilling and dead body showing to motivate you to buy his wares

i was amazed how uneducated the firefighter was on fire

he wasn't a firefigher he was a salesman

His fiery explanations totally missed the point of his job

im not sure, but i know he was 100% WITH the fire department atleast

we worked with kids so we thought we'd get some "in case of a fire...." info

nah none of it

so we started asking

and he didnt have any good answers

we asked how do we know if there is fire on the other side of the door

he said "just open the door and look"

what a retard

wew

what do we do if we are on fire?

enjoy blowblack

"try to pat out the fire on your body with a towel"

are smoke alarms common at all in china @kaetaa

>not stop drop and roll

>just open the door and look

yeah they are everywhere but its just for looks - they are usually not updated or maintained

should have asked him to set himself on fire and put it out to demonstrate

And what? Did he tell you to blow on the fire?

never let more oxygen get to fire

opening doors and windows can lead to a blow back where fire explodes out a bit due to the influx of oxygen

the chinese coworkers were like "<:thvnk:332928260004642827> damn this some good info" but the foreigners (american, canadian, british etc) were all laughing our asses off at this guy

I bet his lack of oxygen in his brain makes him able to put out fires by blowing on them

so at one point we started asking dumb questions

"if we are on the 2nd floor with 30 kids and there is a fire, shall i start throwing kids out the window?"

just line em up and have em jump

what the fuck is wrong with the chinks

he said "children cant be trusted during a fire, so if you cant carry them, then yes, throwing out the window is good"

they can copy and mass produce stuff but can't produce an original thought in their mind

or think critically outside of their pre programmed script

>children can be trusted

Fucking keke

This is golden

Ah

nvm

in chinese tv shows and movies, they think chink children cant be trusted so much they almost never let the kids do their own lines

I can't read

the kids sit there and then get dubbed over by adults lmao

You mean "dabbed"?

this is probably a part of the depopulization proggram

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>leave the kids in the fire

kill the kids in case of fire to reduce the mouths we need to feed

t. Governmental Firefighter

it cracks me up. they also know chink actors are fucking terrible so the biggest movies get hongkong or taiwan actors and then they have chinese people do their lines in mandarin

@androidcrawler chinks are some of the most culturally inflexible people youll ever meet

then why do you love to come to canada

can't they fuck off to their own shithole instead of bringing their inflexible ass to first world countries

unrionically, because it's basically china to them

the biggest of the big starts in china are never 100% chinese, they are always something else. like hong kong, taiwan, or half chinese half french, or chinese but grew up in canada

none of the top elite are all the way chinese and stayed there

big chinese population = why integrate

Sounds like k-pop groups

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yep @kaetaa same with with most arab companies tbh

most of the work is done by foreign white men while the arabs sit on their fat lazy asses

you can say the same of western companies outsourcing their it and customer service to pajeets

I meant the higher up work is done by others

not talking about menial jobs that pajeets take

sultan would rather drive girls around dubai in lambo, dear

the biggest chink companies have to hire people outside of china for anything involving creativity or innovation

and they know no one that high wants to work in china so they get paid a fuckton

Sometimes

I worked with chinese design companies and I think they have a mixed team

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46369041

kinda related, i've got an acquaintance working as a designer high-up in an international company that recently moved to china for work

big money

Get ready for the inevitable rants

Jesus, what was the blast radius of that truck?

https://www.scmp.com/tech/enterprises/article/2175219/did-million-dollar-gambling-loss-saipan-imperil-chinese-smartphone

HOW

I think we may be better off moving to the 8chan csg threads as one anon suggested

considering how homosexual the mods are acting now

Uhh <#189467888657235970> ?

woops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONsmJAyFAAw&feature=youtu.be

Believable

Whys he in China

if anyone is wondering, the explosion was caused by a bunch of chemicals stored in containers out in the open

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd2hB1PksGI

in china everything explodes but the bombs

Can confirm

Especally in the case of childbirth

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https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/kzv38w/millennials-in-china-are-using-nudes-to-secure-loans

old news

why are mainstream news sites so behind the times, it seems all they do is repost shit that we talk about in the chans after it's become stale garbage

@androidcrawler the answer lies in the site's name

**VICE**

gigabit is a nice unit to use for that

1.25 gigs

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they probably wanted to sound like they were "technically literate"

I bet they thought a gigabit was the same as a gigabyte

https://m.scmp.com/news/china/policies-politics/article/2052498/dozens-more-cases-revealed-chinese-students-forced-give

Anyway here's the same article but two years ago

Still I never managed to find that leak and believe me I tried

The leak was in your pants, while you were lustly researching for the pictures, @porco

The leak was the friends you made along the way

Why do they always call them "leaks" when theyre nowhere to be found online

Because they're not always public

What kind of dumb question even is that

🤷

Media always hypes up "leaks" as if the information can be found very easily and its the end of the world for anyone involved

>it's the end of the world for anyone involved
>can be found very easily

Surely you can make sense of what you type, if your brain allows you to even type it in the first place, can you?

I dont get what you're saying

That you're stupid, if I had to say it plainly

More elaborately:

nothing disappears from the internet

It's sensitive info that gets taken down anywhere easily reachable

Smarter people have their own ways of keeping and sharing them

Alright that makes sense

And chink internet is the least private place in existence

The whole "its not public" thing gave me the impression that it was "leaked" but only a handful of people have access to it

Well of course

They work as a collective, security isnt needed

The authorities have a hold on them

(And I'm definitely sure they also distribute them, under certain circumstances)

How many of those authorities have fapped to them, do you think?

Probably all of them

🤷

I imagine that Winnie the Pooh also has a gallery made out of them

How to avoid your porn leaking publically: Take it with a Winnie the Pooh poster in the background

Now link the fucking pics you fags

No

@porco can't find them nobody can

plus it's again the rules

there is a torrent with 0 seeds

all Chinese seeding it have probably been re-educated

to discuss it in a more on-topic fashion, the fun thing is that the girls agreed to such terms and that most Chinese people online didn't really protect them

"they were happy when they spent the money, why aren't they happy now" was a comment that remained in my mind

also "good girls wouldn't have agreed to such terms"

Also @Tribit some of those pictures were on /gif/ two years ago, the ones from the vice article were part of those that landed on /gif/

this means he doesn't necessarily have the whole source

could be though

@porco people will do a lot to get loans from loan sharks

the bundle used to be in 4chan /rs/ too

>chinese seeding

Very subtle, I chuckled

@Tribit Correction: "people would do a lot for money"

@Deleted User well sure but in this case people are pressured by loan sharks for nudes in order to get new loans

... and what are those loans made out of, if I may ask?

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>using naked photos of women as collateral in deals

this would never work in my country because all the women are proud of being whores

>can't even answer a rethorical question

Also, water's wet

I'm sure this isn't anything new

how about that english only

Both of you are varying stages of intoxicated or hung over. Sad!

Anyway, what is that Asian berry that is supposedly stimulating like caffeine and tastes like a bunch of things at once?

Goji berries?

@johnfrum

Yes, that's it.

Really confusing they call that five spice berry but also have a completely unrelated five spice powder.

I like how they taste tbh

I don't think you're supposed to eat too many at once

Yeah

They can cause a lot of issues

Especially when you're on meds

I hear goji berries are extremely bad for you

Like if you eat too many you get oral cancers

It's a huge problem in SEA/China because poor workers use them instead of coffee as a stimulant for their hard labor

chewing betel nut does that too

but you don't see people banning betel nut

just don't spit in public ok??

tfw forgot to try betel nut in taiwan

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it tastes terrible

do you like eating chalk?

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

I tried it once it was meh

what you missed are the cute, barely clothed girls selling betelnut on the side of the road

See: https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/檳榔西施

"girls"

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tranny memes aside, some of the betelnut girls are cute af

Ah yes, the Hooters phenomenon but for people with yellow fever

I'd smash

No that would be the KTV girls @johnfrum

are those the equivalent to eastern european prostitutes on the side of the road?

They will suck your dick but then you have to suck theirs

they sell you nuts

literally

So you have to eat their nuts

Sure sounds like something for porco

>come to buy a bag of nuts
>leave with an empty nutsack
Chinkonomics 101

worth it

https://tw.news.yahoo.com/%E5%A4%A7%E8%B1%A1%E4%BF%9D%E8%82%B2%E5%93%A1%E4%B8%8A%E7%8F%AD%E6%99%82%E5%A4%B1%E8%81%AF-%E7%AB%9F%E5%9C%A8%E7%86%B1%E5%B8%B6%E9%9B%A8%E6%9E%97%E5%8D%80%E8%87%AA%E6%AE%BA-134025409.html

zoo keeper in Taipei commits neckrope at a tree in the rainforest section

no English news about it yet

What a cunt, just go out fighting a lion while drunk off your ass.

@johnfrum suicide by exotic animal isn't going to work out if he's just the zoo keeper for a bunch of flamingos

suicide by rope is a classic