Message from @porco

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2018-12-01 12:50:47 UTC  
2018-12-01 12:51:31 UTC  

Yes, that's it.

2018-12-01 12:52:00 UTC  

Really confusing they call that five spice berry but also have a completely unrelated five spice powder.

2018-12-01 12:52:02 UTC  

I like how they taste tbh

2018-12-01 12:52:36 UTC  

I don't think you're supposed to eat too many at once

2018-12-01 12:54:21 UTC  

Yeah

2018-12-01 12:54:26 UTC  

They can cause a lot of issues

2018-12-01 12:54:32 UTC  

Especially when you're on meds

2018-12-01 18:56:56 UTC  

I hear goji berries are extremely bad for you

2018-12-01 18:57:08 UTC  

Like if you eat too many you get oral cancers

2018-12-01 18:57:37 UTC  

It's a huge problem in SEA/China because poor workers use them instead of coffee as a stimulant for their hard labor

2018-12-02 15:10:02 UTC  

chewing betel nut does that too

2018-12-02 15:10:08 UTC  

but you don't see people banning betel nut

2018-12-02 15:10:19 UTC  

just don't spit in public ok??

2018-12-02 15:11:46 UTC  

tfw forgot to try betel nut in taiwan

2018-12-02 15:11:54 UTC  

<:hms:311152554618912768>

2018-12-02 15:22:34 UTC  

it tastes terrible

2018-12-02 15:23:19 UTC  

do you like eating chalk?

2018-12-02 15:23:27 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-12-02 15:38:55 UTC  

I tried it once it was meh

2018-12-02 15:39:30 UTC  

what you missed are the cute, barely clothed girls selling betelnut on the side of the road

2018-12-02 15:41:32 UTC  

"girls"

2018-12-02 15:41:35 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-12-02 15:42:30 UTC  

tranny memes aside, some of the betelnut girls are cute af

2018-12-02 16:00:40 UTC  

Ah yes, the Hooters phenomenon but for people with yellow fever

2018-12-02 16:14:21 UTC  

I'd smash

2018-12-02 16:17:08 UTC  

No that would be the KTV girls @johnfrum

2018-12-02 16:47:26 UTC  

are those the equivalent to eastern european prostitutes on the side of the road?

2018-12-02 16:48:30 UTC  

They will suck your dick but then you have to suck theirs

2018-12-02 16:51:26 UTC  

they sell you nuts

2018-12-02 16:51:27 UTC  

literally

2018-12-02 16:52:30 UTC  

So you have to eat their nuts

2018-12-02 16:52:39 UTC  

Sure sounds like something for porco

2018-12-02 17:10:10 UTC  

>come to buy a bag of nuts
>leave with an empty nutsack
Chinkonomics 101

2018-12-02 17:23:59 UTC  

worth it

2018-12-02 20:58:49 UTC  

zoo keeper in Taipei commits neckrope at a tree in the rainforest section

2018-12-02 21:00:16 UTC  

no English news about it yet

2018-12-02 21:33:30 UTC  

What a cunt, just go out fighting a lion while drunk off your ass.

2018-12-02 22:36:52 UTC  

@johnfrum suicide by exotic animal isn't going to work out if he's just the zoo keeper for a bunch of flamingos