we asked how do we know if there is fire on the other side of the door

he said "just open the door and look"

what a retard

wew

what do we do if we are on fire?

enjoy blowblack

"try to pat out the fire on your body with a towel"

are smoke alarms common at all in china @kaetaa

>not stop drop and roll

>just open the door and look

yeah they are everywhere but its just for looks - they are usually not updated or maintained

should have asked him to set himself on fire and put it out to demonstrate

And what? Did he tell you to blow on the fire?

never let more oxygen get to fire

opening doors and windows can lead to a blow back where fire explodes out a bit due to the influx of oxygen

the chinese coworkers were like "<:thvnk:332928260004642827> damn this some good info" but the foreigners (american, canadian, british etc) were all laughing our asses off at this guy

I bet his lack of oxygen in his brain makes him able to put out fires by blowing on them

so at one point we started asking dumb questions

"if we are on the 2nd floor with 30 kids and there is a fire, shall i start throwing kids out the window?"

just line em up and have em jump

what the fuck is wrong with the chinks

he said "children cant be trusted during a fire, so if you cant carry them, then yes, throwing out the window is good"

they can copy and mass produce stuff but can't produce an original thought in their mind

or think critically outside of their pre programmed script

>children can be trusted

Fucking keke

This is golden

Ah

nvm

in chinese tv shows and movies, they think chink children cant be trusted so much they almost never let the kids do their own lines

I can't read

the kids sit there and then get dubbed over by adults lmao

You mean "dabbed"?

this is probably a part of the depopulization proggram

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>leave the kids in the fire

kill the kids in case of fire to reduce the mouths we need to feed

t. Governmental Firefighter

it cracks me up. they also know chink actors are fucking terrible so the biggest movies get hongkong or taiwan actors and then they have chinese people do their lines in mandarin

@androidcrawler chinks are some of the most culturally inflexible people youll ever meet

then why do you love to come to canada