fuck me, when in china we had a "firefighter" come and give us a speech about fire safety. he spent 80% of the time showing us pictures of dead people and telling us that fire is dangerous

then 15% trying to sell some fire safety stuff

so basically a shill

and 5% telling us that if youre in a big building and there is a fire, youre fucked, so dont even try to use the stairs just jump out the window on a mattress

no actualy info just shilling and dead body showing to motivate you to buy his wares

i was amazed how uneducated the firefighter was on fire

he wasn't a firefigher he was a salesman

His fiery explanations totally missed the point of his job

im not sure, but i know he was 100% WITH the fire department atleast

we worked with kids so we thought we'd get some "in case of a fire...." info

nah none of it

so we started asking

and he didnt have any good answers

we asked how do we know if there is fire on the other side of the door

he said "just open the door and look"

what a retard

wew

what do we do if we are on fire?

enjoy blowblack

"try to pat out the fire on your body with a towel"

are smoke alarms common at all in china @kaetaa

>not stop drop and roll

>just open the door and look

yeah they are everywhere but its just for looks - they are usually not updated or maintained

should have asked him to set himself on fire and put it out to demonstrate

And what? Did he tell you to blow on the fire?

never let more oxygen get to fire

opening doors and windows can lead to a blow back where fire explodes out a bit due to the influx of oxygen

the chinese coworkers were like "<:thvnk:332928260004642827> damn this some good info" but the foreigners (american, canadian, british etc) were all laughing our asses off at this guy

I bet his lack of oxygen in his brain makes him able to put out fires by blowing on them

so at one point we started asking dumb questions

"if we are on the 2nd floor with 30 kids and there is a fire, shall i start throwing kids out the window?"

just line em up and have em jump

what the fuck is wrong with the chinks

he said "children cant be trusted during a fire, so if you cant carry them, then yes, throwing out the window is good"

they can copy and mass produce stuff but can't produce an original thought in their mind

or think critically outside of their pre programmed script

>children can be trusted

Fucking keke

This is golden

Ah