chewing betel nut does that too

but you don't see people banning betel nut

just don't spit in public ok??

tfw forgot to try betel nut in taiwan

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it tastes terrible

do you like eating chalk?

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I tried it once it was meh

what you missed are the cute, barely clothed girls selling betelnut on the side of the road

See: https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/檳榔西施

"girls"

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tranny memes aside, some of the betelnut girls are cute af

Ah yes, the Hooters phenomenon but for people with yellow fever

I'd smash

No that would be the KTV girls @johnfrum

are those the equivalent to eastern european prostitutes on the side of the road?

They will suck your dick but then you have to suck theirs

they sell you nuts

literally

So you have to eat their nuts

Sure sounds like something for porco

>come to buy a bag of nuts
>leave with an empty nutsack
Chinkonomics 101

worth it

https://tw.news.yahoo.com/%E5%A4%A7%E8%B1%A1%E4%BF%9D%E8%82%B2%E5%93%A1%E4%B8%8A%E7%8F%AD%E6%99%82%E5%A4%B1%E8%81%AF-%E7%AB%9F%E5%9C%A8%E7%86%B1%E5%B8%B6%E9%9B%A8%E6%9E%97%E5%8D%80%E8%87%AA%E6%AE%BA-134025409.html

zoo keeper in Taipei commits neckrope at a tree in the rainforest section

no English news about it yet

What a cunt, just go out fighting a lion while drunk off your ass.

@johnfrum suicide by exotic animal isn't going to work out if he's just the zoo keeper for a bunch of flamingos

suicide by rope is a classic

just a shame he did it in a public place full of children

I'd tell him to kill himself for that but he did

Not sure why you would want to cause traumas only becsuse you're tired of life, that's a dick move

I bet he didn't even cancel his power plan

I bet he got life insurance and didn't read the 'don't kill yourself in two years or else we don't pay out' clause

2 years?? damnit

life goes on i guess

*for now*

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