:v)))

pretty cool tho England is based

Oh now we have 2 chinks here

keep it <#248100475054850050> thank you

Do y'all watch China Uncensored

@jodan just tourism or something more profound?

my wife is chinese so we're going to get married in her hometown

oh man that's really cool~ good luck to you two

oooo

gratz

shouldn't your wife know about stupid cheap shit to buy tho? :P

nah she does'nt know shit about the internet

or alibaba or taobao

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@Ganpo Dadi (贛鄱大地) yeah I watch it. It's entertaining

@Sdeck37 it's just the law that the government has to keep track of everyone in the country. They want to know your whereabouts. It's not even a phone call, it's all done through computer - seems simple when the big hotels do it but I don't know the details to be honest.

Even when you get an apartment you have to register with the police yourself and tell them where you are

But no one fucking speaks English

So it's tough

Wew

Amazing how paranoid they are

Though it probably pays dividends. The current Chinese structure is very difficult to infiltrate from a western perspective

It is?

I think China is the number 1place to get influence just by putting $$$ on the table

I am under the impression that those who exert trade influence already make a lot of money and those who have exclusive technical knowledge are both well paid and so heavily monitored that influencing is nigh impossible

You can always offer a job outside of their current shithole

It's funny, despite all the precautions, no one really listens to any of the rules because they aren't often enforced

Feels like anarchist

Tbh the only really scary part about China to me are still the samaritian laws and that they seem to be beating up women constantly.

Thanks liveleak for that impression <:kms:327934280619655179>

Yeah domestic abuse is a big issue. The police don't do anything about it when it's reported because ethey think it's a home matter, not a police matter

So the police don't help

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1517618349667.webm

I expected more gore tbh

jesus christ

Dogg

wtf

Wtf I love China now

@Sdeck37 look up guanji

https://v.redd.it/6cuhac1675d01

@Alfadir lol good job accidentally puncturing the battery there

Yeah, yikes

Tfw ywn be a loud mouthed plegm flinging, saliva spitting, cigarette littering, rude northern mainland chad

@transience you forgot baby bird chewing

Jina

oh god

i loved wallace and gromit as a kid

now theyre all chinked up

pretty common. no copyright laws in china (unless its a foriegner stealing from a chinese brand...then they care)

I've been told they're cracking down on that

sounds like Chinese propaganda

@Big Meme @kaetaa it's official, was posted by Aardman studios

ah well thats a nice change of pace

Rip

>usd
this channel is for rmb only, gwailo

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Fuck, this is like the third time I pull this shit move.

Keep confusing this channel for off-topic.

🤦

I am fucking scared shitless

http://www.cwb.gov.tw/V7e/earthquake/quake_index.htm

Experiencing a mag 3 or above earthquake every 20 min or so is psychologically draining

Oh, right, and a hotel collapsed nearby

Taiwan fucked

Hotel ded

@porco these your pics?

No, a friend of my gf in Hualien

She posted them in a Line group

She didn't explicitly say that she made them but I assume

@porco https://twitter.com/aoi_sugai_19902/status/960912275098951680

In that case not hers

Still

crazy shit

did a quake happen?

yep it did

that bike, doin a good job holding that pillar

Looks steel enforced, else the pillar would've been cracked like a clean..

that's the least I'd expect from a highway bridge in a territory with high seismic activity

I don't expect anything anymore when chinks may be involved.

Remember when in Korea 3 buildings collapsed and it turned out the owners cheaped out on a Chinese building company...

Taiwan sets really high safety standards for Asia

http://www.sixthtone.com/news/1001676/face-recognition-glasses-augment-chinas-railway-cops

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Its really unsettling here

There's a noticeable earthquake every 20 min or so

had trouble sleeping for 2 days now

You never know if the next quake is the one

Never experienced a quake in my life. What's it feel like?

Feels like your house became a boat that's navigating rough waters

Airplane turbulence would be a better way to describe it

Well those are both things that I have experienced and what the fug

That sounds shit

@porco The point wasn't low safety standards,
it was that chink companies don't care about them anyway.

@Big Meme @kaetaa most likely licenced them

It's APM, pretty big mall, wouldn't fuck up especially with Hong Kong being stricter

it's been so fucking weird the last three days