pls rspnd

Hal you’re dying

You have the aids

I would check your blood pressure and pulse, if that’s whack then go in

This server is just alpacas surrogate daily facebook status update, and then 4 people rambling off and on while 400 people lurk silently

https://mobile.twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/1146267360527093760

On another note

What a retard Richard Spencer is

@Cabinet Spencer's retard post reminded me of this thing I made once

Send that to him

He'd believe it

If you literally keep downing me I’m going to kill myself

I can’t stand the hate anymore

<:wtf_pepe:545580867989274624>

Here’s a photo of my pup from a year ago

Keeping santa safe

My sweet friend Louis, I don't have twitter and can't figure it out

His favorite toy in the whole world and I know he’s gonna be devastated when it finally breaks

Santa won't let doggo down

I drank so much cider

I was blasted drunk last night

I had a 2 hour blackout time i cant account for or remember what happened in that window

The cider was good though.

Had imported stuff.

Stuff from Ireland and Spain.

Apple, Blackberry, Black cherry, Strawberry.

Nigger

Hard cider is good though

Can’t believe you got fucking blacked out hammered from it though

Sounds to me like you’re a light weight

Unless you drank it very quickly and a lot of it at once

Drank it by the gallon

Well you did say it was imported, most likely a higher alcohol %.

I’ve never been blacked out drunk, I’m not sure I can reach that stage because it just doesn’t make sense to me how it happens so it hasn’t happened yet. Idk

Granted i did also drink like 4 beers before hand.

Still depends on what size

@Justin Burger (Major-GA)

I assume he means bottles of beer

My guess would be 4 12 oz bottles

I think justin is getting his horn tooted, he said he'd be right back but it's been a minute <a:ghost_pepe:545580569996820491>

Nothing like “I’ll be right back” when it’s been hours later <:Whenyouthelastkingofthespanishha:490566599066255365>

You guys get blackout drunk off like 8 beers?

GG @Cabinet, you just advanced to level 18!

I dont know who "you guys" are. I've never gotten blacked out

PS *hover your mouse over my profile picture*

I mostly drink water these days. The occasional ginger ale and cream soda

black out by drinking cider?
how you can drink that much pure sugar...🤢

You get the diabetes

Green Hell actually isn’t that hard once you figure shit out

I was struggling because I didn’t know how to collect clean water and throw my spear. I figured those 2 out and it’s smooth sailing.

At first though it’s very difficult to settle in and gather materials. You immediately start becoming dehydrated and drains your energy

You guys think anybody is actually gonna go to Area 51? I have a feeling the military is gonna shut down the roads that’s miles ahead of the area😂

They can't shut down a tunnel if they don't know where it is

**Government**: Sir, we’re picking up seismic activity, a lot of it!

We were just about to have time for lunch because our patient had a 45min doctors appointment but an unexpected patient came in right before ours and now the wait it 2 1/2 hours so we’re going back in service<:PepeHands:392392970764288000>

They also weight 400lbs so it was hard getting them here and we have the “big people stretcher”, why can’t they let us stay and we go eat lunch <:FeelsBadMan:322914369442807810>

LOL OUR TRUCK DIED

We were about to leave and the shit won’t start

<:sadcat:560316521008594944>

Should take better care of your truck

Emergency service vehicles not being properly maintained is bad

We don’t do shit

It’s the fleet mechanic who’s supposed to do this shit

We only check oil and def

Oil is good, and def we don’t have because this truck is gasoline

We did our job

But I do agree, not properly maintained emergency vehicles are bad. Our previous 3 had to go out of service and now this one.

So trucks been dead since 11:43am. We just got road side here 30minutes ago. It’s not the battery that’s the problem. It’s either the fuse or the starter so we’re literally sitting here. It’s been hours, it’s 93°. So much for *thank god it’s Friday*

They’re sending a tow truck and another unit to come get us. That’ll be about 30-45 minutes

@Deleted User

Aye I am summoned

I was scrubbing some dishes that were really cheekily dirty, and I think I fucked with some nerves or something

My thumb is tingly kind of like when a body part is sleeping

Now it's only tingling in my thumb nail

https://youtu.be/sF53javonn8

>2012

>"metal"

What the hell was I thinking

You like dungeon synth?

Gay

@Deleted User interesting combo

Trying to talk to @Justin Burger (Major-GA) is like talking to a wall. The wall never talks back

dead server

dead like niggers should be amirite 🤡

Yeah server has a lot of lurkers

Am lurker

Can confirm

The power is out

Wtf

Finally some good sleep because I don’t have to work tomorrow and the power goes out and it’s hot as shit now

From that day Saul kept David with him and did not let him return home to his family. 3 And Jonathan made a covenant with David because he loved him as himself. 4 Jonathan took off the robe he was wearing and gave it to David, along with his tunic, and even his sword, his bow and his belt.

SAMUEL 18:2-4

How I weep for you, my brother Jonathan! Oh, how much I loved you! And your love for me was deep, deeper than the love of women!
-Samuel 1:26

As soon as the boy was gone, David got up from the south side [beside the mound of stones] and fell on his face to the ground [in submission and respect], and bowed three times. Then they kissed one another and wept together, but David wept more.
-Samuel 20:41

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 3!

Okay

Why post those

Is there a deeper reason or you just like them

It just so happens my power is out, too

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hunt: Showdown can now have teams of 3 so if any of you wanna get it and play with Justin and I that’d be cool

https://scenariogenerator.net/generators/skyrim

I don't play Skyrim, but it's got some good ones for other games

No

A convertible smart car

What trash is that

I mean wtf did I genuinely see

😎

Had to delete that because you said underage. Can’t say that, even if it’s a joke because it’ll red flag the server

Did someone say post flags?

Definitely don’t

Attention alphabet bois: Alice has homemade landmines

They were constructed using avocado pits and the remains of a single moldy apple

That’s not red flag

We talk about guns and shit all the time in here

You've probably red flagged the served once a week

Totally

PET is coming for me now, you mentioned guns and danes can't talk about guns

I thought you said you weren’t a Dane, that you were a Jute and quite adamant about the fact that you weren’t a Dane but a jute

@Deleted User

I am a dual citizen :^)

A crypto Jute

<:shaggy_spook:540675167148441600>

My favorite terms for killing people is: “Ice them” or “Whacked”

https://mimirsbrunnr.com/2019/07/19/halindir-the-man-behind-the-melodies/

😩

Rhodieposting

Dog has to wear a diaper because she had too much mineral oil and now has a leaky ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7-FwEkRRog&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR1AJatJas1BkSMQlFR5bzN7Vx4pnPuoE814ardSREefmruoxLErLqhkTl8

Mineral oil makes a leaky ass? Sounds kinky

It helps you poop lol

So yeah, she got too much and now her ass is leaking

Calm down

I got a leaky ass from eating expired ham

Atleast I didn't have to wear a diaper. Poor doggo, get well

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☪

Doing jury duty today, kinda relieved because I was supposed to be working on the ambulance. Got a 3 day weekend to work this weekend and it’s gonna be busy we hell so it’s nice to have today off

What are you doing today @Deleted User

~~I wish I had a piece of satin to touch~~ lamenting the bad weather that put a wrench in my plans to go fishing today

May your day off be mirthful and gay, joyous and delightful

Are you allowed to talk about the cases you are jury on?

rip my popularity

I can talk about it, just not to anybody in the court

It’s also not a serious case. It’s a civil case

Aww rip Hal

So it's "his dog keeps making poopies on my lawn" and "he keeps stealing the apples on my apple tree" kind of things?

Probably nicer to be jury on a case that isn't serious or criminal

Atleast it doesn't give you too much of a burden of responsibility

A construction company made mistakes, mistakes that really effect the house. The owner and supervisor didn’t even know of the mistakes until the home owners complained about certain things. When they tried to fix it the home owners sued and banned them from the property and want $400,00. It least that’s what we got yesterday since so far the only person who got questioned was the owner of the construction company

Also good news, it’s this guys 5th birthday today 🎉

Haha, sounds like a terribly boring aswell as mildly amusing case

I wish I had a hotdog like that

Is 5 years old for a dog?

Depends on breed, for chihuahua/ rat terrier they can live 10-15-20 years. But American Bulldogs are lucky if they live to 10

Hal 😎

Louis 🤠

😎

📯

Are you secret Gandalf @Cabinet ?

No

I wish

My friends cat of 17 years passed away, that sucks

Grilling BlackTip Shark, 1st time ever having shark

Fellas, my barn has lost a goat today, sad times

That actually really sucks

Also the shark tasted like shit and has a weird consistency, it has the consistency of fish and chicken combined. Really disappointed the shark didn’t come out better. But oh well

Fish and chicken, hm

@Deleted User @Frezee @mirandasnake @Tommunist @Oven @CaptainBadger @Deleted User @drdoob @Ryomoku @LeoTheSunGod @M1LK @Morrowind @American Conquestian @Gaius Valerius @Yazan the Violator @Metalhead33 @Spooky @Spooky @Cael @Cookies_Zoe @SANDERS @HarryBoy3000 @Cubeson @fenriz @eforby1801 @EVRO @wendiigo @Cool Karate Man @𝘞𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦 ⁵⁰⁰⁰ @sir anus buttshit mccumballs @Cahir - Princess snatcher @Letze Preusser @Deleted User @Discount Keanu @Ryan @Deleted User @God

would anyone like to play siege

or counter strike

or total war

or mordhau

please

any game

i think you're mentally challenged

i must decline

shut u

i just got off siege lmao

nigger

get back on

fuck you nigger

no nigger

shut up

@farrah Sorry I don’t speak urod.

bitch

bitch

i havent play mordhau in a fucking while though

so..

maybe tomorrow or something

wanna play?

im busy 2mrw

it's 4 am here rn.

I have class in the morning

4 am

where are u

china?

Florida

imagine lviing on the east coast

FLORIA

florida man

florida cool

that's me

but not as cool as arizona.

im a arizona ranger

too many beaners

....

florida and arizona

have the same amount

South FL is basically Cuba tbh

and probably florida even more

im not in florida silly goose

I bet ur a eurofag

nigga no

ok

washington

no

Americans only

GG @God, you just advanced to level 1!

east

ye east

homoman

maine

alamaba

allamaba

alamba

my town is in Fallout 76 if that gives you enough

East coast g*ng

LOL

IMAGINE PLAYING FALLOUT 76

IMAGINE BUYING FALLOUT 76!

i haven't played or bought it tard

then how do u know!

poo pooo

GG @farrah, you just advanced to level 1!

poo poo man

uh oh