Message from @Cabinet
Discord ID: 602197116298723354
Attention alphabet bois: Alice has homemade landmines
They were constructed using avocado pits and the remains of a single moldy apple
That’s not red flag
We talk about guns and shit all the time in here
You've probably red flagged the served once a week
Totally
PET is coming for me now, you mentioned guns and danes can't talk about guns
I thought you said you weren’t a Dane, that you were a Jute and quite adamant about the fact that you weren’t a Dane but a jute
I am a dual citizen :^)
A crypto Jute
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My favorite terms for killing people is: “Ice them” or “Whacked”
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Dog has to wear a diaper because she had too much mineral oil and now has a leaky ass
Mineral oil makes a leaky ass? Sounds kinky
It helps you poop lol
So yeah, she got too much and now her ass is leaking
Calm down
I got a leaky ass from eating expired ham
Atleast I didn't have to wear a diaper. Poor doggo, get well
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Doing jury duty today, kinda relieved because I was supposed to be working on the ambulance. Got a 3 day weekend to work this weekend and it’s gonna be busy we hell so it’s nice to have today off
What are you doing today @Deleted User
~~I wish I had a piece of satin to touch~~ lamenting the bad weather that put a wrench in my plans to go fishing today
May your day off be mirthful and gay, joyous and delightful
Are you allowed to talk about the cases you are jury on?
rip my popularity