GG @Cabinet, you just advanced to level 18!

I dont know who "you guys" are. I've never gotten blacked out

PS *hover your mouse over my profile picture*

I mostly drink water these days. The occasional ginger ale and cream soda

black out by drinking cider?
how you can drink that much pure sugar...🤢

You get the diabetes

Green Hell actually isn’t that hard once you figure shit out

I was struggling because I didn’t know how to collect clean water and throw my spear. I figured those 2 out and it’s smooth sailing.

At first though it’s very difficult to settle in and gather materials. You immediately start becoming dehydrated and drains your energy

You guys think anybody is actually gonna go to Area 51? I have a feeling the military is gonna shut down the roads that’s miles ahead of the area😂

They can't shut down a tunnel if they don't know where it is

**Government**: Sir, we’re picking up seismic activity, a lot of it!

We were just about to have time for lunch because our patient had a 45min doctors appointment but an unexpected patient came in right before ours and now the wait it 2 1/2 hours so we’re going back in service<:PepeHands:392392970764288000>

They also weight 400lbs so it was hard getting them here and we have the “big people stretcher”, why can’t they let us stay and we go eat lunch <:FeelsBadMan:322914369442807810>

LOL OUR TRUCK DIED

We were about to leave and the shit won’t start

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Should take better care of your truck

Emergency service vehicles not being properly maintained is bad

We don’t do shit

It’s the fleet mechanic who’s supposed to do this shit

We only check oil and def

Oil is good, and def we don’t have because this truck is gasoline

We did our job

But I do agree, not properly maintained emergency vehicles are bad. Our previous 3 had to go out of service and now this one.

So trucks been dead since 11:43am. We just got road side here 30minutes ago. It’s not the battery that’s the problem. It’s either the fuse or the starter so we’re literally sitting here. It’s been hours, it’s 93°. So much for *thank god it’s Friday*

They’re sending a tow truck and another unit to come get us. That’ll be about 30-45 minutes

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Aye I am summoned

I was scrubbing some dishes that were really cheekily dirty, and I think I fucked with some nerves or something

My thumb is tingly kind of like when a body part is sleeping

Now it's only tingling in my thumb nail

https://youtu.be/sF53javonn8

>2012

>"metal"

What the hell was I thinking

You like dungeon synth?

Gay