You've probably red flagged the served once a week

Totally

PET is coming for me now, you mentioned guns and danes can't talk about guns

I thought you said you weren’t a Dane, that you were a Jute and quite adamant about the fact that you weren’t a Dane but a jute

@Deleted User

I am a dual citizen :^)

A crypto Jute

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My favorite terms for killing people is: “Ice them” or “Whacked”

https://mimirsbrunnr.com/2019/07/19/halindir-the-man-behind-the-melodies/

😩

Rhodieposting

Dog has to wear a diaper because she had too much mineral oil and now has a leaky ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7-FwEkRRog&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR1AJatJas1BkSMQlFR5bzN7Vx4pnPuoE814ardSREefmruoxLErLqhkTl8

Mineral oil makes a leaky ass? Sounds kinky

It helps you poop lol

So yeah, she got too much and now her ass is leaking

Calm down

I got a leaky ass from eating expired ham

Atleast I didn't have to wear a diaper. Poor doggo, get well

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Doing jury duty today, kinda relieved because I was supposed to be working on the ambulance. Got a 3 day weekend to work this weekend and it’s gonna be busy we hell so it’s nice to have today off

What are you doing today @Deleted User

~~I wish I had a piece of satin to touch~~ lamenting the bad weather that put a wrench in my plans to go fishing today

May your day off be mirthful and gay, joyous and delightful

Are you allowed to talk about the cases you are jury on?

rip my popularity

I can talk about it, just not to anybody in the court

It’s also not a serious case. It’s a civil case

Aww rip Hal

So it's "his dog keeps making poopies on my lawn" and "he keeps stealing the apples on my apple tree" kind of things?

Probably nicer to be jury on a case that isn't serious or criminal