Message from @Alpaca13
Discord ID: 602874214889816064
My favorite terms for killing people is: “Ice them” or “Whacked”
😩
Rhodieposting
Dog has to wear a diaper because she had too much mineral oil and now has a leaky ass
Mineral oil makes a leaky ass? Sounds kinky
It helps you poop lol
So yeah, she got too much and now her ass is leaking
Calm down
I got a leaky ass from eating expired ham
Atleast I didn't have to wear a diaper. Poor doggo, get well
<:Whenyouthelastkingofthespanishha:490566599066255365>
☪
Doing jury duty today, kinda relieved because I was supposed to be working on the ambulance. Got a 3 day weekend to work this weekend and it’s gonna be busy we hell so it’s nice to have today off
What are you doing today @Deleted User
~~I wish I had a piece of satin to touch~~ lamenting the bad weather that put a wrench in my plans to go fishing today
May your day off be mirthful and gay, joyous and delightful
Are you allowed to talk about the cases you are jury on?
rip my popularity
I can talk about it, just not to anybody in the court
It’s also not a serious case. It’s a civil case
Aww rip Hal
So it's "his dog keeps making poopies on my lawn" and "he keeps stealing the apples on my apple tree" kind of things?
Probably nicer to be jury on a case that isn't serious or criminal
Atleast it doesn't give you too much of a burden of responsibility
A construction company made mistakes, mistakes that really effect the house. The owner and supervisor didn’t even know of the mistakes until the home owners complained about certain things. When they tried to fix it the home owners sued and banned them from the property and want $400,00. It least that’s what we got yesterday since so far the only person who got questioned was the owner of the construction company
Haha, sounds like a terribly boring aswell as mildly amusing case
I wish I had a hotdog like that
Is 5 years old for a dog?
Depends on breed, for chihuahua/ rat terrier they can live 10-15-20 years. But American Bulldogs are lucky if they live to 10
Hal 😎