But it's something you have to risk

no

Yes

No

You can't make me..

You're not my momma

Dude it'll be worth it

And that's coming from the man with the broken heart

Well, again, I'm not too well mentally to begin with.

So, I really don't want to go into a relationship until I have at least some of that under control.

How so?

Like, real talk, I genuinely hate myself.

That's just how I feel.

And I think negatively a lot.

Dude why?

I mean, I don't like certain parts of myself and I used to hate myself

I've had this negative opinion of myself for a while, probably started off as self depricating humor and spiraled out of control to the point where I started to believe my own jokes

i feel that irl my attitude just annoys people and feel like a burden to peole.

To me it was the other way around

No wait, I actually remember now.

People said mean things to me and then I'd just use self depricating humor to get out

I didn't do so well in school and I felt like a dissapointment to my parents for not doing as well as I should have, now that I actually thought about it.

Then whenever I made one of those jokes around my ex she'd glare at me or say 'please don't say that'

I doubt you disappointed your parents, that's hard to do

no, but considering my parents wanted me to do well, and when I didn't meet expectations, it just made me feel the most horrible feeling of self-loathing i've felt, and I've never really gotten a hold of it.

It pretty much comes and goes depending on whatever circumstances I find myself into + how my mind decides to perceive these situations.

Like I go through periods of times where I just don't want to be anywhere, and then after a while, it just goes away, and everything is okay-ish.

Your parents have expectations, but they also want you to be happy

However cheesy that sounds

All my parents want is for me to be independent and happy

Yes they'd prefer it if I was the head manager of a bank or something, but they're happy if I'm happy, and I'm sure your parents are the same

Probably?

I don't know sometimes.

I feel like they rather see me be doing well first before I feel happy, but I don't know. I'm not a good people reader.

And it's probably something my state of mind is making up anyway.

Then talk to them you dolt

I'm not sounding like a victim am I?

You can always just take my route and say "fuck it"

Focus on yourself first

Not sure how old you are, but the younger you are the more time you have. That's time you should spend furthering interests of yours.

Early 20s

Yeah, now's basically your moment in life to decide where you're going from here

Relationships tend to distract

Well, I don't think I can really do that, I'm kind of locked in already

I mean

I felt locked in too

Considering my family wants me to be this big strong provider man for my future family

They dont know what i actually do

And how its not compatible with their vision

😐

I'm pretty financially locked in

Like, hardcore locked in

No re-dos or rebates

And I don't even know if I'm going to like what I'm doing.

I am too

My dad spent more than 10k on me for auto training

Mine's greater

And more crushing

Because mistakes were made

Well

Unless you added another 0

Believe me your not as fucked as you think

It's pretty close

to adding another 0

What field?

Theoretically i'd be making 60k a year, but there's been some issues with my hiring.

So, I don't even know when i'd be starting

Or what position i'd be going in

I haven't started either. Dont know when or if i will too. I'm trying to fly the coop right now and take my financial hit

At the very least I finished

@Dick Daddy Foster Aspire to be better than a mere dick daddy. You are a Dick Daddy, Foster!

Don’t you mean THE Dick Daddy? @Deleted User

00's parents must regret having him.

@Dick Daddy Foster I do not think you want to be associated with that man there. You want to be a Dick Daddy Foster, not a dick daddy.

Although judging by the collar, someone else wears the pants in that relationship... and wields the whip.

Oh, I see now! Technically, he'd be a dildo daddy.

Too bad I'm still more manly than that fag

oh well

my parents still love me

;) maybe you should just stop being so closed minded and accept that you have a deep-seeded love for boipuss

You mean a penis?

no

boipuss

the penis only makes it better

I'll stick with mashing potatoes

ew

@Dick Daddy Foster you spelled banana wrong in your video.

Meh, pressed for time

For future reference, just recall that one popular Gwen Steffani song from I think 2004/2005.

But, fine video regardless, even if this was an unscheduled, impromptu attempt to get some form of content out.

I hope so

Communists are the greatest threat and must be exterminated

Mmmmm yes definitely true pls love me I'm very insecure

Don't beg on the internet, you're not a e-gril

😝

Yeah cause then you get freaks like me

@Deleted User only if you're the type to donate monetary compensation

Also,

International

House

Of

Burgers

Welcome to ToysRUs version 2.0

@Dick Daddy Foster So... you needed fun stuff for Pride month?

The CEO of Twitter ate at a Chick-Fil-A.

What have we learned?

Not even an SJW is immune to the tasty pull of a nice Chick-Fil-A sandwich.

http://uk.businessinsider.com/twitter-ceo-apology-chick-fil-a-gay-pride-month-2018-6?r=US&IR=T

🆙 | **notaffiliatedwithany1 leveled up!**

@Deleted User suddenly I'm craving Chick-fil-A. lol

Obviously.

You cannot run from Chick-Fil-A.

Chick-Fil-A eventually makes its way into your math.

Chick-Fil-A has some bomb ass fries. The waffle fries are awesome

Also did anyone watch Bethesda's E3 last night?

I'd rather avoid dumpster fires.

Something something Elder Scrolls 6

Something something Falout 76

The reactions with Fallout 76 was glorious.

Something something FALLOUT YOU ARE NOT PUBG!!!

Something Somethign Skyrim very special edition featuring the black guy from Key and Peele.

I can imagine someone from florida killing another person because they lost to said person in Fallout 76

Also I just applied for another job. Planning on leaving my current one if I get this one.

Also, I just made a third channel. Planning on actually doing some videos on this one if I get the time.

what kind of content?

Mythology

Didn't even know you had a second channel

My second channel is... a dark place... never got there!

now I definately wanna go there

Nein

Go to 1 or 3

Ja.

Gib mir den zweiten Kanal

@Dick Daddy Foster If you're doing mythology, hit up Scoobie when you get a chance. Dude majored in anthropology and is building a whole DnD world using classic mythology in a "What if the Judeo-Christian religions never existed?" scenario.

@scoobie331 Tell me things about horny Gods fucking each other.

HE APOLOGIZED FOR EATING CHIK-FIL-A WHAT A FUCKING CUCK LOL

Well, what do you expect for giving a company that campaigns against the gays money for a product?

@Krelin Remember. You do not avoid the Chick-Fil-A.

You assume the position, and let the chicken sandwich have its way with your taste buds.

For real though, is it an issue to purchase a product by a company that does something that the purchaser does not like?

For some people it is

I find it hilarious

Shows great hypocrisy

I like chik-fil-a alot

Whos gives a fuck if the owner dont like gays

He just wont get boipuss

His loss

*salvation

http://classicrock1069.com/college-student-covers-herself-with-chick-fil-a-and-invited-people-to-eat-off-of-her-in-the-name-of-art/

Gross

What's gross is the fact that this is pretty much all I could find when I searched for chick-fil-a porn.

@Krelin It is if you want it to be. Then the moralizers who don't get this show up and ruin it for everyone.

Come join us, the master will be home soon

> Be Bi

> Eat Chik-Fil-A

> Winning

>be straight

> hate the gays

>profit

Hating gays aint gonna get you much profit

You lose out on all the traps giving you business

Unless he opens a chicken-based restaurant

Youre not profiting from hating gays. Youre profiting from chicken titties

@Deleted User Real talk, I think Willy is more onto something than we realize. Hating gays, if done right, is marketable, however it has nothing to do with hating gays itself.

The looney left is so crazy, opposing them on any topic is now marketable. So hating gays is profitable courtesy of crazy people who make gay people look like shit.

New channel starting soon!

@Deleted User wait you basically said the same thing

Nevermind

Yeah. The point is not "hate gays," it is "I oppose stupid people."

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUCGTgS9yHSy35DFICyJzjQ?view_as=subscriber

I do hate how this is ruining any progress we've made with gay rights

then again

i hate gay rights

just like i hate white or black rights

i want individual rights

that apply to EVERYONE

so maybe this is needed 🤔

@Deleted User I may be straight as an arrow, but I can still drink to that...

Me, I still call my objection "I object to stupid." No confusion, straight to the point, and something pretty dang universal.

I just hate that it's at the expense of an already marginalized group.

Its not fair to people like me who just want to enjoy their lives in peace

You can have an individual right of homosexuals get the rope

Uh... Wut?

@Willy I think you should leave

Mayhaps be a Poe?

I didnt even understand what he said

Somebody help

Foster have issues with new channel

Can’t seem to find it

@Deleted User Hanging "joke." The rope is for the noose...

@Duke of Petchington Try just searching for it with a channel filter maybe?

@Deleted User nah i mean his first statement

Wait

It was one sentence

Idk maybe my autism is getting triggered but "You can have an individual right of homosexuals get the rope" makes no sense to me.

Unless he meant getting

Where's foster

hit me up ASAP please

Yo @Dick Daddy Foster , your attention is needed.

I sent him a message back.

“Every homosexual has a right to be hanged” if it’s that hard

Go Fuck Yourself, Willy ! You Cunt.

And yes, I kicked him.

Bye Willy

Rip in tendies

Mommy mommy give me tendies

Pls tendies

Pls shitpost

pls joke

Lol

Pls shitpost because it's fucking hilarious

awww

Reeeeeeeeee

I wanted to shitpost on Willy

So is Willy anti-gay or some shit?

If you're gonna hang me at least jack me off fam

Does he hate the gays?

idk

hard to tell if poe or not

Willy is a unique special snowflake who changes opinions faster than Nascar can change tires.

I like to choke myself whilst jacking off too

damn fam

that's fast

And I step on Legos whilst I'm doing it as well

What, you think you're hardcore for having a bit of spankin

All of that seems a bit much.

nah fam

it's what true worshippers of slaneesh must do

Slaneesh?

I mean, I'd probably climax from being hugged by a female myself, so...

awww

It's from Warhammer 40,000

great series

tl;dr Slaneesh is the Chaos God of Pain and Pleasure

LOTS of BDSM, most of it guro

Also 00 forgive me for thinking you were one of those wymen

you did that?

On I know of Warhammer

REEEEEEEEEE

Your pic didn't hel

lol

How many references of boipuss must have been mentioned?

I'm a femboy

it's understandable

ikr

Fuc

I mean, it's almost a complement you mistook me

so no need to be sorry'

Okay

But, God deemed you to be a male, so be a man you heretic!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~