Theoretically i'd be making 60k a year, but there's been some issues with my hiring.

So, I don't even know when i'd be starting

Or what position i'd be going in

I haven't started either. Dont know when or if i will too. I'm trying to fly the coop right now and take my financial hit

At the very least I finished

@Dick Daddy Foster Aspire to be better than a mere dick daddy. You are a Dick Daddy, Foster!

Don’t you mean THE Dick Daddy? @Deleted User

00's parents must regret having him.

@Dick Daddy Foster I do not think you want to be associated with that man there. You want to be a Dick Daddy Foster, not a dick daddy.

Although judging by the collar, someone else wears the pants in that relationship... and wields the whip.

Oh, I see now! Technically, he'd be a dildo daddy.

Too bad I'm still more manly than that fag

oh well

my parents still love me

;) maybe you should just stop being so closed minded and accept that you have a deep-seeded love for boipuss

You mean a penis?

no

boipuss

the penis only makes it better

I'll stick with mashing potatoes

ew

@Dick Daddy Foster you spelled banana wrong in your video.

Meh, pressed for time

For future reference, just recall that one popular Gwen Steffani song from I think 2004/2005.

But, fine video regardless, even if this was an unscheduled, impromptu attempt to get some form of content out.

I hope so

Communists are the greatest threat and must be exterminated

Mmmmm yes definitely true pls love me I'm very insecure

Don't beg on the internet, you're not a e-gril

😝

Yeah cause then you get freaks like me

@Deleted User only if you're the type to donate monetary compensation

Also,

International

House

Of

Burgers

Welcome to ToysRUs version 2.0

@Dick Daddy Foster So... you needed fun stuff for Pride month?

The CEO of Twitter ate at a Chick-Fil-A.

What have we learned?

Not even an SJW is immune to the tasty pull of a nice Chick-Fil-A sandwich.

http://uk.businessinsider.com/twitter-ceo-apology-chick-fil-a-gay-pride-month-2018-6?r=US&IR=T