jimmy

Oh

I had a bike but someone dismantled it to steal a rod

v.v

I want to be fit and well a combination of fit and cute

@Coal here's what i do. 100 sit ups, 100 squats, 100 pushups

Or 100 reps using weights

Shpuld help in burning some fat off

alrighty

@Coal just run and do lots of squats

eat your veggies

@Coal are you gay?

Well no im bi

Someone stole the bi bicycle

Lol

<:KEK:465443054254424065> <:KEK:465443054254424065>

My dude, in my book, the moment the probe touches Uranus you're gay

You're just greedy

How would you describe your desired look?

Do you wanna be masculine or a twink? And what level are you willing to diet and exercise to?

One side of me wants me to be thicc and the other side of me wants to be buff.

why would you want to be thicc

That's what I wanna know.

<:HONK:550452055140204554>

To acheive peak twinkness you must avoid meat and protien, eat alot of veggies and tofu, drink the diet coke, put things in ur butt, cowar at your own reflection, pee in stalls, cry alot etc...

I'd want to be muscular but not overly buff

Where you pee determines alot about you

Like i don't want to look like one of those thumb guys from spy kids

pee in your pants like a man

Yes

Shit the bed

<:chad:463761149100425246>

Pee on the floor while jogging toward someone screaming and not blinking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez1FOvzsYuA

The music in lost grounds in .hack // gu always made me feel

I have a pretty sad story about that game from a long time ago

I've never managed to actually bring myself to finish the series due to a death of a friend like back when I was 17. Well, more than a friend, I guess

I won't piss on your tofu party though

I've been working a roughly physical job. There are 50lbs boxes that need some moving from time to time.
In just a good couple of days, I built some nice muscle mass.

peeing in stalls is only acceptable if youre in one of those degenerate bathrooms that only has two urinals light 6 inches from each other and someone is using one

Yeah

Peeing in a unrinal next to another dude is sus

Doggo

Listen man I know you’re sad brother but I’m here for you I love you. I wish I had a good job like yours man, I struggle with heroin addiction and my life is kind of falling apart right now so I feel what you’re going through with your depression man, if you ever need to talk DM me please I’ll give you my personal number to text and call me and chat some times. @country doggo

I finally decided I want to stop doing heroin today and I’ve been trying my hardest not to use

I gotta figure something out money wise I’ve fucked up my finances with this shit again

Hold on man I believe in you

It's gonna be hard but you will come out on the other side

And thanks man, it's been pretty rough lately

@Luckey1488 Good luck brother.

And remember, 1488.

<:salute:558007048122400795>

Good luck grug, stay strong these upcoming days

@country doggo you be 15 times of a man than I am

You stronk nigga

I know sometimes it doesn't feels that way

You gotta sit tight and weather the wind from time to time

Thanks dude

I appreciate it

How is you now

Meh

Still feeling lost, sleeping on and off

Ah shit

It's when you have something good and you're afraid of losing it

It happens to all of us bud

Know how it's like

new copypaste

Chair

I was sitting on the chair smoking, and this two 7-ish kids walked by

@Corinthian Then what

That's it

The kids walked by

And the girl told the boy, with completely normal volume, said

"Hey look it's a faggot"

"He's(me) one of the people who works there, I don't like him. He looks angry all the time. I like the old person(boss)"

Damn <:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

And I was surprised and kinda amused

Told her

What? What are you talking about, I'm not mad

Then she goes

"You always look scary and sad"

>you always look scary and sad
<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

F.

That was 30 minutes ago

I feel that

And I can't get over it

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

That's tough

Never have been sad like this in a long time

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140> damn bro

I always heard about how I look angry

And people always told me about how my first impression was 'scary', and 'looks like a douchbag at first'

But never heard of me being looking sad

Idk why it hits so fucking hard

>always looks angry
lmao just stop looking angry faggot

@𝕰𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖗𝕾𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖗𝖑 kinda a bad place to shitpost fam, look at tersh's pinned message

Shitpost free zone

Did you really need to say that? @𝕰𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖗𝕾𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖗𝖑

@Corinthian just try to ignore him corin

no i didnt need to say it i just felt like it sorry if i hurt your feels

Normally I'd just shrugged and move on but

Idk man

I don't know why I'm being a moody faggot

Sorry about that

@Luckey1488 Hey man, we're with you, for your soberification.

Feels is usually the one channel where shitposting is frowned upon. This is where we all get to cry about our problems. We already know we're all fucked up

@Higura hey sunny d nigga

Who is the other corn demon here in the server?

You me and uh, saint jiub

Well, technically, saint Jiub is Nebraskan, but whatever @Drunkott

Eh

Thought there was someone else

Doggo is comming around sometime. Figured I would try and drag all the heartland faggots together.

Fuck yeah

Just gimme a date and time and I'll try to make it

Sure thing. I know a decent place in Omaha where we could meet up

>tfw its a gay bar

I don't go to Omaha often, but I think I could find my way there

its a decent bar. not gay. maybe a little hip tho.

I'm 17

but I look pretty old

Thanks very cool!

As long as its not the Beer Garden

I look like a god damn corpse

**Why are we still here?**

Today's a good day, found out that I'm getting my braces fitted on the 15th so no more retard teeth.

Hell yea brother

We're only here for the suffering.

I've linked this previously

Like 4 times

It's great

i secured an software internship interview and the feeling is really gratifying

i feel that im going to fuck it all up

what do

Believe in me that believes in you

<:yikes:550156991583092756>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC6wdfk2M98

ok so lie at the interview

<:HONK:550452055140204554>

... uhhh

<:HONK:550452055140204554>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRgAfvzHdT8

https://youtu.be/zMEtTIBwEko

<:HONK:550452055140204554> Looking into human genetics and evolutionary preference, I’ve learned that I’ve lost the gene pool raffle.

Hell yeah.

The neotenous face. I don’t have it. It’s preferable to have a smaller nose, larger eyes, smaller chin, and larger lips. I’m not short either.

As far as I’ve read, on an evolutionary standpoint, I have not won.

What's a neotenous face?

“Neoteny in humans is the retention of juvenile features well into adulthood.”

It’s where a person might look more young. Having larger eyes and a smaller nose is a huge factor, but the face itself should be shaped so that the chin is not so prominent

I see you suffer from a baby face as well

I wish I had it <:sam:550157072306667531>

I have a baby face

It's not fun

You look younger than your peers

I’ve always looked older

Imo it's better to look older than younger

Maybe, but I think looking younger helps when you reach an age where you’re actually old

True

But i do think having a baby face makes it harder to get with someone

Grow a beard if you can

Or just pump iron

Women fucking love it when men take good care of their bodies
Men who take good care of their bodies should expect the same from women

I'm trying tbh

It's not easy

@noobypropmaker you posted food habits in here, right?

Oh no, sorry that was Amerikek

Nah amerikek had the bad food habbits

My mistake, sorry for pinging you for that one

4 reel

>sees that under 18 role
God I feel fucking old

Yeah, it's weird

I'm only 23 but it's still like ***oh shit, this shit is catching up, I'm getting fucking old***

Yeah

Old yt was drastically different

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN KID'S CARTOONS
PHALLIC IMAGERY
NORMALIZATION OF HOMOSEXUALITY FOR CHILDREN

Everyone's favorite go-tos were Jessica Rabbit's vagina and the "sex" cloud from Lion King lol

Dreamscape 009

Shitty UFO vids where everything recorded was on a potatoe

YES

GOD, and there were tv specials of shitty ufo videos

Fuck i remember

Notice how the UFO craze had died down since phone cameras have gotten better

Makes you wonder the authenticity of the vids

You've got a combination of people being "Skepticz" and people who hate ufo/alien people

Meanwhile, US government admitted that they *do* watch for ufos

YES

SOLAR FREAKIN ROADWAYS

*yes*

*gets cancer and dies*

And a couple years back when some fucking old lady doxxed him and then tried to get him fired from his job

Remember all those shitty 2012 doomsday vids

God looking back now that was some dumb shit

>the hayday of yt poops

Not to the same extent though

Back when youtube did not give a fuck of what you posted

So long as it wasn't porn or gore they did not care

2011

>8 years ago

Tfw too young to have fully enjoyed the 2000 and 2010s, but old enough to see the beginning of mass censorship on youtube

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

The 2000s were fucking whacky man

They *really* weren't that great, ***but they were fucking fun and you could actually say shit without getting censored or fucking attacked***

The wildwest of the internet

Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgWDCq1Gmu4

Feel like john marston in rdr1 but without the wife and kid

The thing is tho. Even 8chan and 4chan are slowly no longer becoming safe

Whang's great
I completely forgot about Rotten(.)com

Fbi and nsa spies all over

Secret raids being done

>tfw the fbi and nsa can fucking remotely disable/control your modern electric car if they don't like you
>incentive to drive an ozone killing gas guzzler

no

But I'm p sure that's what happened to the one "accidental" fatal car accident that a Hillary campaign guy had

My mom got a 2018 Ford Explorer

No key ignition
You just need to break the door and you have a free car

yeah

>tfw we are exchanging security for convenience

>tfw in the early 2000s your parents would fucking hound you for even looking in a chat room

Meanwhile their generation are the first to give all their shit to the Zuck

*Yup*

Haven't gotten around to telling you guys that the birthday wishes did lighten my mood on my birthday

For some reason it just didn't feel the same as it used to

And while going to see ffh was great i was still reminded about how some ofnthe people i knew are still living better lives, as i ran into someone i knew and was honestly surprised to see they had a girlfirend

Seeing that honestly made me wonder wtf I've been doing the past 20 years

And if not going to college was a mistake

It's kinda hard to explain in all honesty

There were some things that made me feel as though everything would be fine but then I'd feel this emptyness for some reason as though somethings wrong or missing

Idk I'm probably just being paranoid as usual bit idk anymore

>tfw see an opinion piece about marriage being shit
>"It isn’t the circumstances of married life that isolate—it’s marriage itself."
FUCKING DIE

This is the article if anyone else wants to get angry: https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2019/07/case-against-marriage/591973/?utm_source=pocket-newtab

I fucking hate how current American culture incentivizes women for being single parents

Bad parents just won’t go away huh

The family is the building block of the nation, without it we fall into decadence and despair

cock and ball

I was really hoping that article would be about helpful stuff: taxes, legal stuff, cultural practices, etc.
Not "heh don't get married because queer couples are gonna cause radical changes to our culture and heteronormative people aren't gonna do any good :))"

Ngl feel like that's more of a pol thing than a feels thing

It's a feels thing for me, you're probably right about it being more appropriate for pol.
I'm so angry with our culture when it comes to marriage and single mothers and how it fucks up young men *and* young women

It's fucking bullshit and it just excuses hedonism over good values that teach things like personal responsibility and decision making, and rewards people who make shitty decisions

Pol is feels

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/530888766676664330/596848660403322881/image0.png

More cursed/cringe than feels tbh

does "lmao" count as feels

@kawbon uwu look at tersh's pinned message.

😦

Pol earthquake thread

<:sadtard:556699705153945620>

<:sadtard:556699705153945620>

yo wtf is going on with the earth badness

Paste would say it's the biblical endtimes

But idk.