Message from @Dumb Jumbo Driver

Discord ID: 596049132888522791


2019-07-03 14:16:14 UTC  

Feels is usually the one channel where shitposting is frowned upon. This is where we all get to cry about our problems. We already know we're all fucked up

2019-07-03 14:20:39 UTC  

@Higura hey sunny d nigga

2019-07-03 14:21:00 UTC  

Who is the other corn demon here in the server?

2019-07-03 14:38:31 UTC  

You me and uh, saint jiub

2019-07-03 14:39:20 UTC  

Well, technically, saint Jiub is Nebraskan, but whatever @Drunkott

2019-07-03 14:39:37 UTC  

Eh

2019-07-03 14:39:46 UTC  

Thought there was someone else

2019-07-03 14:40:31 UTC  

Doggo is comming around sometime. Figured I would try and drag all the heartland faggots together.

2019-07-03 14:40:53 UTC  

Fuck yeah

2019-07-03 14:41:27 UTC  

Just gimme a date and time and I'll try to make it

2019-07-03 14:42:25 UTC  

Sure thing. I know a decent place in Omaha where we could meet up

2019-07-03 14:49:22 UTC  

>tfw its a gay bar

2019-07-03 14:49:36 UTC  

I don't go to Omaha often, but I think I could find my way there

2019-07-03 15:21:58 UTC  

its a decent bar. not gay. maybe a little hip tho.

2019-07-03 15:26:51 UTC  

I'm 17

2019-07-03 15:26:55 UTC  

but I look pretty old

2019-07-03 15:38:52 UTC  

As long as its not the Beer Garden

2019-07-03 18:33:48 UTC  

I look like a god damn corpse

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/596045949273636864/image0.jpg

2019-07-03 18:35:29 UTC  

**Why are we still here?**

2019-07-03 18:46:27 UTC  

Today's a good day, found out that I'm getting my braces fitted on the 15th so no more retard teeth.

2019-07-03 19:00:19 UTC  

Hell yea brother

2019-07-03 19:02:45 UTC  

We're only here for the suffering.

2019-07-03 23:04:58 UTC  

I've linked this previously

2019-07-03 23:05:00 UTC  

Like 4 times

2019-07-03 23:05:01 UTC  

It's great

2019-07-04 02:12:53 UTC  

i secured an software internship interview and the feeling is really gratifying

2019-07-04 02:13:02 UTC  

i feel that im going to fuck it all up

2019-07-04 02:13:07 UTC  

what do

2019-07-04 02:13:15 UTC  

Believe in me that believes in you

2019-07-04 02:13:38 UTC  

<:yikes:550156991583092756>

2019-07-04 02:14:02 UTC  

ok so lie at the interview

2019-07-04 02:14:10 UTC  

<:HONK:550452055140204554>

2019-07-04 02:14:13 UTC  

... uhhh

2019-07-04 02:16:10 UTC  

<:HONK:550452055140204554>

2019-07-04 16:05:18 UTC  
2019-07-04 18:24:46 UTC  

<:HONK:550452055140204554> Looking into human genetics and evolutionary preference, I’ve learned that I’ve lost the gene pool raffle.

Hell yeah.

2019-07-04 20:51:04 UTC  

The neotenous face. I don’t have it. It’s preferable to have a smaller nose, larger eyes, smaller chin, and larger lips. I’m not short either.

As far as I’ve read, on an evolutionary standpoint, I have not won.

2019-07-04 20:52:01 UTC  

What's a neotenous face?