In that order

Shiba response: I don't

Cool

Oh yeah that reminds me

We did it bois

Ye

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Hey remember that time the Polish Army enlisted a bear?

Fucking nailed it

Bruh wtf is with this McDonald's commercial

It's these two parents looking for some RC car and visit a bunch of stores and it's sold out

So they stop at McDonald's and eat, and then see some woman carrying the rc car they want so they get excited and go to follow her, ending the commercial

The fuck they gonna do? Obviously the woman bought the car for her own kid

They gonna murder her and take it?

@Higura

CONSOOOOOOM

https://www.bigsquidrc.com/mcdonalds-holiday-shopping-commercial-featuring-arrma/

How dare i question consumption

what is an ARRMA?

An RC car.

this is too much excitement for some headass lil' car

Kek

The commercial is retarded anyway

Well... according to the Lidl website, I live in Virginia

Ok...

I'm not using a VPN or anything

every ip location thing is about 800km off for me

Its a roundhead trick to try and con me into thinking I dont need to hide my location

Fucking roundheads

Charles I did nothing wrong

actually no
this time it was 400km off

Well over 1000km for me it seems

They always say I'm in Barrie

Close enough ig

what the fuck is a kilometer

It’s what they use to measure tire pressure

oh right you guys mesure everything in burgerkings per sqaure galon of pepsi

stfu Yuropoor

Got a nugget for Christmas

Good end to year

For christmas?

It's the 15th

Early gift from my friend

well, I'm going home tomorrow faggots

thank fuck

Aight I'll see you later Polly

imma still be around

you boof

I for one, welcome our doggo overlords with open arms.

bravo

oscar

oscar

Foxtrot

yeet

Boofy McBoofington

I shall go and cook some food

Not because I am hungry

But because I am bored

Why not create and all terrain vehicle

Because I live in Bongland and creating an engine powered vehicle without registering it is illegal

That is extremely homo

You dont say

do they have ladas in bongland

Guy Fawkes did nothing wrong

And no, we dont

Ladas as in the Russian car?

No, we have our own shit car industry

remember remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder treason and plot

I see no reason why parliaments treason should ever be forgot

Toyota gang

JSC gang

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Nash Sovietski soyuz porkoraet

Wish I had a time machine so I could see tienman square to see that nothing happened.

big chink

McDonald's has a cute fox on their cups... OwO

Not big on coffee I take caffeine pills

We meet again

@shootme6969 you're gay

Damn i have been exposed

@shootme6969 Well, it was a mint moka

idk what that means

@Le Frenchman fill the cup with cum

Nigga what

furries

It seems there are no safe heavens from them

yup

@country doggo But I have no cute fox statuette to put in the cup

**THE CUP IS THE CUTE STATUETTE**

I had a weird dream last night that they served mac and cheese at McDonald's and like 50 different variations of the quarter pounder all listed on the menu

Stop vaping your own cum

Youll stop having weird dreams

They had like 4 tv screens going down to the floor and it was weird shit like a half scale quarter pounder with bbq sauce and an onion ring with no buns. I got in an argument with the casheir saying I just wanted a regular fucking quarter pounter with cheese

Apparently they didn't serve fries anymore

lol

speaking about weird stuff..... I saw a selection for BigMacs with no meat.
It showed only the buns with the condiments.

lol

.img rons creamy surprise

new vid when

@Higura

wat

https://youtu.be/0k1pExbn5Us?t=29

kek

report

https://youtu.be/tyrKeThaEJM

Send her the Tiananmen square pasta

I'll send you instead

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@A Pesky Sæxon
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silence fagooter

sorry i was told to

Yeah

By me

bruh

<a:knuckleschuckle:529252306475024404>

Is it just me or was 2018 a void of nothingness

We don’t speak of 2018

i cant really remember much of 2018 tbh

same

2018 was just meh

It really was nothing

2017 was way better

you get a million dollars if you can hide a key from the fbi for a week, how would you hide them?

Just a key?

yes

I mean it's not that hard to hide something

but it's from the fbi

and they are actively looking for it and know you have it

*Laughs in back roads*

The FBI can't keep track of guns they sold to mexicans in order to track them. I think a key hidden away would be easy

Literally just burry it in your backyard. Or hide it under your car or something

Like are they ;nna try and do spooky fed shit to get it or are they just looking?

spooky fed shit

Like am i got get a flash light rammed up my ass if i don't tell em

it's gona be one of those big ass ones

Well R.I.P. me because that key is buried in some field far from where i live

i would make 4 copy at wall mart. walk out into the woods by where i live in a rainy day and burry 1 of the copies, hide another in the landery mat. another goes into the stream on the same day as the ohter is burred. the last coppy is hidden under the sink. finaly i hide the real one in a friend's back pack while he is not looking.

i wouldl split the money with my friend once the time the 7th day is over

tbh i pulled this question form r/askredit

Actually this raises the question

Why are you asking us this

It's a bit specific don't you think

because i thought iw was a fun question

also it was the last one i saw

Ez throw it in my scrap brass bin

i remeber one about what do most peopl not ralizes during a zombie apocalibs

My friend, Arnold, was playing golf and accidentally sniped a duck in the head and killed it <:KEK:465443054254424065>

oof

if you coud have one weapon form any video game what woud it be

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542154236075704321/655889681405444118/video0.mov

Based

And quackpilled

Mallards BTFO

i would have a kyblade so i would never have to worry about getting in houses again

He hit another one <:deepfry:557778579828768770>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542154236075704321/655890275603972137/image0.jpg

your boy out here killing duck left and right

He's chinese so at least he won't go hungry

atleast he is not eating your cat

https://youtu.be/c_jomXhjUjI

Idk why im thinkin bout this

STOP HITTING DUCKIE

<:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>

but Im just remembering this one time where I agreed to go to fuckin’ abandoned places on more than one occasion

but one of those times in particular

Don’t wanna waste time but I got some stories, will tell them if u want me to.

Drop em.in <#462005526021013505>

Or <#462002490712260658>

aight

will take a bit lol, I think once I start down the memory rabbit hole things will start coming back

>tfw i spilled water on my keyboard and now it's janky

<:sadtard:556699705153945620>

Hopefully there's an external keyboard somewhere.

Let it dry for a couple days

Put it in rice so it attracts asians who will fix it

Big brein

Found @Amerikek and @Drunkott

Delet

Dumbass nigger

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I'm not a wolf

This is me

@Aeiou

Damn

My mistake then

Nicker

Necker

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.img right wing deathsquad

Who wants to join a gang

Got a far cigar gents

Cunty McGaggotson

What

Cunty McFaggotson

Looks like a vibrator

Cuuuuuuunt

Half store staff is sick

I'm also sick

No one to cover shifts

<:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>

High on cold medicine

Feelsbadman

>tfw my computer is mega fucked and now I have to buy replacement shit

<:sadtard:556699705153945620>

I have an awful hemorrhoid thanks to stress and blood is everywhere in my toilet

<:gigamonka:642574896974659594>

>mfw my phone has small shitty storage so i have to choose between getting the ebay app and deleting discord or not getting the ebay app and keeping discord

<:GODWHY:652807652954341378>

Delete some pics

I have zero pictures

Oh

R.I.P. Docs sphincter

assrash

bloody butthole

@goobergopher get the prep h

Or the surgical lance

One of those

No

Get the vacuum

<:hitler:581610620848439312>

AHHHHH WOGABA

Tfw your hemorroids turn into a pink sock because vacuum

Wort wort wort

@Drunkott what the fuck did I just read

Magic

Pink

Sock