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2019-11-21 07:03:17 UTC

Look on the brightside

2019-11-21 07:03:26 UTC

You're at least getting payed

2019-11-21 07:03:37 UTC

Yeaaaaaah

2019-11-21 07:03:37 UTC

```just ignore the tax tho```

2019-11-21 07:03:44 UTC

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

2019-11-21 07:04:02 UTC

```taxes are important tho```

2019-11-21 07:04:15 UTC

But a nigga be strugglin

2019-11-21 07:04:16 UTC

Be glad you could find a job

2019-11-21 07:04:22 UTC

Hey quick question, what % of your wage is tax?

2019-11-21 07:04:26 UTC

```not if they're going to israel```

2019-11-21 07:04:36 UTC
2019-11-21 07:04:37 UTC

We in a Recession here

2019-11-21 07:04:40 UTC

Alright.

2019-11-21 07:04:49 UTC

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

2019-11-21 07:05:01 UTC

I'll have to look at my pay stubs friday

2019-11-21 07:06:22 UTC

@vinyl
Kind of. My understanding is were being fucked on inflation and cost of living because of taxes and helping minorities.

2019-11-21 07:06:51 UTC

Like the cost of living is suspose to be lower then it should be

2019-11-21 07:07:08 UTC

Us or eu?

2019-11-21 07:07:14 UTC

U.S

2019-11-21 07:09:26 UTC

Well we might just Recede from the country because the government is rigged against us

2019-11-21 07:10:56 UTC

Recede?

2019-11-21 07:11:04 UTC

Eu?

2019-11-21 07:11:31 UTC

Y'all Brexiting or fucking not?

2019-11-21 07:17:51 UTC

Youโ€™re Northern Neighbours

2019-11-21 07:18:10 UTC

Wexit

2019-11-21 07:18:37 UTC

Kek
Gotta get rid of you know who first

2019-11-21 07:19:13 UTC

Heโ€™s taken over the country and brainwashed the east

2019-11-21 07:19:14 UTC

@vinyl Ireland?

2019-11-21 07:19:25 UTC

<:canadian_pepe:609944312750538754>

2019-11-21 07:19:52 UTC

The great raking when?

2019-11-21 07:22:03 UTC

Itโ€™s happening although no one is actually attacking aside from the Terrorists the government keeps paying <:srsly:642743717085839361>

2019-11-21 07:25:51 UTC

Hopefully it goes better then the swamp draining. Only way that's gonna happen is if trump gets a successor and he gets a 3rd term

2019-11-21 07:26:52 UTC

We need to go back. Back to when it was before the civil war and get these fucking people off goverment assistance.

2019-11-21 07:27:08 UTC

I need to get a gun

2019-11-21 07:27:22 UTC

I have a helmet

2019-11-21 07:28:38 UTC

I'd like one but its expensive.

2019-11-21 07:29:40 UTC

Yeah itโ€™s expensive

2019-11-21 07:30:49 UTC

What are you looking at?

2019-11-21 07:33:56 UTC

Hope to get a loicence when I'm 21

2019-11-21 07:34:33 UTC

States gun laws is ass so I'm probably gonna buy like some cowboy type shit just to make it past the law

2019-11-21 07:34:50 UTC

Hope to get a loicense when I'm 16.

2019-11-21 07:35:00 UTC

Oh you guys are talking about a gun permit?

2019-11-21 07:35:09 UTC

I was talking about a driving loicense lmao.

2019-11-21 07:35:38 UTC

Kek

2019-11-21 07:36:52 UTC

"Why yes atf man, this rifle is safe, it does not even have a magazine" *loads up 30.30 rounds into lever action*

2019-11-21 07:37:06 UTC

<:deepfry:557778579828768770>

2019-11-21 07:37:48 UTC

Super spooky in the country right now <:triplemonka:550156979419480095>

@vinyl
I'd like something like this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/646977552598171648/1558389648115.png

2019-11-21 07:38:19 UTC

Remember lads. Lower fire rate and lower round capacity means having better aim.

2019-11-21 07:39:10 UTC

Who needs aim when shotguns exist

2019-11-21 07:40:08 UTC

That too lol

2019-11-21 07:40:25 UTC

Who needs absorbing the shot of a shotgun when grenades exist

2019-11-21 07:41:13 UTC

"Why yes atf man. This shot gun is safe, it was made in the 1920s" *proceeds to slamfire it into a log on the ground*

2019-11-21 07:42:55 UTC

"Why yes atf man, this rifle is safe, it does not even have a magazine" *loads up a belt *

2019-11-21 07:43:30 UTC

Modern problems require *yee-haw* solutions

2019-11-21 07:46:30 UTC

"Why yes atf man, this grenade is absolutely safe, it's a dud" *pulls the pin and runs*

2019-11-21 07:47:43 UTC

"How can anyone weaponize a bottle of liquor that'd be stupid" *stuffs wrag into it*

2019-11-21 07:49:07 UTC

Theyโ€™re just jars of nails officer I swear

2019-11-21 07:50:47 UTC

"The server beat the law via loopholes"

2019-11-21 07:51:43 UTC

Officer I just like collecting styrofoam, gasoline and Mason jars. Nothing to see here.

2019-11-21 07:53:29 UTC

Why yes sir, this is just a normal pencil. I just have it sharpened that's all

2019-11-21 07:54:29 UTC

It's funny how literally anything can be turned into a weapon if you're just quick witted enough

2019-11-21 07:55:29 UTC

Ye

2019-11-21 07:55:34 UTC

Ifโ€™s itโ€™s pointy or heavy

2019-11-21 08:01:41 UTC

My school has a day where you can send cards to any person in the school and they will later get them so....

2019-11-21 08:02:01 UTC

LE MONKE FOR EVERYONE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/646983643813904384/IMG_20191121_083544.jpg

2019-11-21 08:02:35 UTC

mad lad

2019-11-21 08:03:16 UTC

Personally I'd go with fat yoshi

2019-11-21 08:03:22 UTC

.img fat yoshi

2019-11-21 08:03:23 UTC

2019-11-21 08:04:07 UTC

I'll maybe try to draw it on the back of few cards

2019-11-21 08:04:56 UTC

Inb4 Arrested for hatecrime

2019-11-21 08:05:43 UTC

I'd make a better Le monke card than you @mike(hunt) the Duck

2019-11-21 08:05:58 UTC

.meme fat yoshi says commit tax fraud

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/646984641705803796/Capture_2019-11-21-00-05-38.png

2019-11-21 08:05:59 UTC

โš  Image `1` is Invalid!

2019-11-21 08:06:05 UTC

Fuck off

2019-11-21 08:06:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/646984672315834387/meme.png

2019-11-21 08:06:43 UTC

.meme fat yoshi | commit tax fraud

2019-11-21 08:06:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/646984849051090996/meme.png

2019-11-21 08:06:55 UTC

Wtf

2019-11-21 08:09:49 UTC

You guys remember this one

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/646985608018788362/recolor-23.png

2019-11-21 08:14:06 UTC
2019-11-21 08:14:33 UTC

Fancy container <:cum:360442897499422720>

2019-11-21 08:14:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/646986875147517952/image0.jpg

2019-11-21 08:14:56 UTC

<a:hoesmad:629120844395708416>

2019-11-21 08:17:12 UTC

Wait why haven't we mad that cum emote a server emote

2019-11-21 09:47:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/647010095170846721/ZomboMeme_21112019044636.jpg

2019-11-21 10:29:07 UTC

Fuck going without nicotine at work makes me want to punt a baby

2019-11-21 10:31:24 UTC

You got any gum?

2019-11-21 10:31:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/647021380054810685/unknown.png

2019-11-21 10:31:59 UTC

Ooooooh

2019-11-21 10:32:05 UTC

Someone's empty chewing tobacco tin came to the dish pit tonight lol

2019-11-21 10:32:15 UTC

Shit i shoulda bought some lol

2019-11-21 10:33:15 UTC

Ew.. chew. I'd rather take up vaping before I put that shit in my mouth

2019-11-21 10:33:27 UTC

I juuled which is mega gay

2019-11-21 10:33:33 UTC

But fuck chew

2019-11-21 10:33:41 UTC

Chewing is disgustin'

2019-11-21 10:33:50 UTC

Was there spit in it?

2019-11-21 10:34:02 UTC

I didn't open the tin to find out

2019-11-21 10:34:08 UTC

I came out of college earlier this year

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