Message from @Hans

Discord ID: 655965889664909314


2019-12-16 02:18:58 UTC  

Cunty McFaggotson

2019-12-16 02:20:29 UTC  

Looks like a vibrator

2019-12-16 02:38:43 UTC  

Cuuuuuuunt

2019-12-16 02:39:06 UTC  

Half store staff is sick

2019-12-16 02:39:13 UTC  

I'm also sick

2019-12-16 02:39:19 UTC  

No one to cover shifts

2019-12-16 02:39:26 UTC  

<:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>

2019-12-16 02:39:44 UTC  

High on cold medicine

2019-12-16 02:39:53 UTC  

Feelsbadman

2019-12-16 02:39:55 UTC  

>tfw my computer is mega fucked and now I have to buy replacement shit

2019-12-16 02:40:00 UTC  

<:sadtard:556699705153945620>

2019-12-16 02:41:14 UTC  

I have an awful hemorrhoid thanks to stress and blood is everywhere in my toilet

2019-12-16 02:41:46 UTC  

<:gigamonka:642574896974659594>

2019-12-16 02:43:37 UTC  

>mfw my phone has small shitty storage so i have to choose between getting the ebay app and deleting discord or not getting the ebay app and keeping discord

2019-12-16 02:43:42 UTC  

<:GODWHY:652807652954341378>

2019-12-16 02:44:13 UTC  

Delete some pics

2019-12-16 02:44:42 UTC  

I have zero pictures

2019-12-16 02:45:46 UTC  

Oh

2019-12-16 02:53:40 UTC  

R.I.P. Docs sphincter

2019-12-16 02:54:01 UTC  

assrash

2019-12-16 02:54:15 UTC  

bloody butthole

2019-12-16 02:55:56 UTC  

@goobergopher get the prep h

2019-12-16 02:56:27 UTC  

Or the surgical lance

2019-12-16 02:56:31 UTC  

One of those

2019-12-16 02:57:05 UTC  

No

2019-12-16 02:57:12 UTC  

Get the vacuum

2019-12-16 02:57:16 UTC  

<:hitler:581610620848439312>

2019-12-16 02:59:32 UTC  

AHHHHH WOGABA

2019-12-16 03:00:27 UTC  

Tfw your hemorroids turn into a pink sock because vacuum

2019-12-16 03:00:46 UTC  

Wort wort wort

2019-12-16 03:01:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/655967633346265108/Capture_2019-12-15-19-01-05.png

2019-12-16 03:04:18 UTC  

@Drunkott what the fuck did I just read

2019-12-16 03:04:37 UTC  

Magic

2019-12-16 03:08:58 UTC  

Pink

2019-12-16 03:09:00 UTC  

Sock

2019-12-16 03:13:01 UTC  

Oof that was like the wounded screen from MW

2019-12-16 03:25:27 UTC  

@Deleted User just don't use the gay ebay app

2019-12-16 03:25:34 UTC  

use your browser instead

2019-12-16 03:25:51 UTC  

^

2019-12-16 03:26:45 UTC  

I use my phone for 90% of my online activity but even i know if imma buy or look at stuff to buy imma use the browser

2019-12-16 03:28:06 UTC  

Nevermind I cleared out a fuck ton of cache and useless data.