Lol

I have too many of those....

Same tbh

IT'S... the only way I can make friends

Thats gey

Gotta be doomer my dude

the only way I know how to make friends... Or at the very least?.. conversations

I'm a boring person....

I love that meme

I wish it suited me

It's great

I'm .... too happy/go-lucky about.... uhh.. stuff

Dude I just learned to embrace the suck and roll with it lol

Not that I'm being funny or trying to, I was molested at 14 by my aunt and that changed me a lot and I dunno why.... well I do but you know...

I used to be all serious and droll and shit when I was younger

But well... I dunno, it affected me in a weird way and bow I just feel.... Weird about everything

now*

I hate my typos

My dude

My guy

Just rail lines of coke off hookers asses

Merc, ur sick lol

I am

High five, bro

My dad just made fun of and mom never believed me.... I guess I'm just meant to suffer honestly

I am too, but in a different way

OH GOD NOT THIS EMO BULLSHIT AGAIN

Nah homie

Stop that shit

I hate when I get like this

Subject change?

Yeah

Don't put yourself down

Ideas

That's what the rest of are here for

lol

Lets talk about my squirel waifu

Gey as fuck

I basically... have like 2 acres all to myself... and I walk around in my boxers all day

That's the life

Dayum that's homo

It's in Arizona so I can't grow jack shit

@Atriv no u

I tried, Still trying actually

@Hellhound6 no bro I'm straight as fuck

I AM getting some aloe vera nicely

I'll prove it, let me suck your toes

Lmao

Woah. the fuck

Is this.... /b/

Someone has never spent time in the field?

Guess not

came on a thrrad on /b/ like that.. toe sucking .....

Nah

I never "served"

Your about to serve these nuts

Got em

Or your gay

Physically, I couldn't [inb4 bone spurs]

Oof

I got forced out on medical bs

Same. Literally RIGHT BEFORE I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ON THE BUS FOR BASIC

i wanted to do shit man...

I wanted to be EID

EOD*

Barracks life is like homoerotic as fuck at times

I mean.... the meat massage was awkward as fuck, the blank look on his face made me shrink

HOW THE FUCK THEY SAY I PASS THE PHYSICAL THEN suddenly and conveniently, they stop me

Did you enlist during the cut backs?

"hurr durr, fradulent statement on my form"

2010, I went in right outta high school

Gotcha

They were doing fuckey shit around then

Now I just feel.... emptiness when talking to vets about their service

I dunno... I get it, I'm a dirty covvie

civvie*

But aside from that

I just feel

weird

No idea why I'm spilling my guts to a bunch of .... Weirdos

I mean I didn't do shit in the service

I feel too comfortable here now

Is that bad.... or normal...

I was pushed out due to a tumor early on

Tumor? jesus fuck man.....

Nah it's all good

That's good

you seem cool

You are deeply mistaken comrade lmai

Lmao*

Love this guy

Sorry

Ehh. can't be worse than me

I had to share

All good

LOL

Too much?

Okay

Ihh

Ihhhhhh

Uhh, soo

Hey guys

Repost but whatever

I told my dad I was going infantry and he said "someone has to do it"

I dig it

He was an a-winger

Alex was a god

Also.... je was right about everything

Well, almost everything

*Gay Frogs*

Yeeeeeeees

a novella that might be cool for you guys

Shop is being overrun by kittens

https://phys.org/news/2019-08-india-moon-probe-lunar-orbit.html

https://twitter.com/Urbanus_Crusade/status/1164165594012196865

imagine tripping this hard over your own virtue signaling

Its a beautiful thing you fucking bigot

How dare you hate gays

ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NAZI

Germany has entered the chat

hahaha'

Poland has left the chat

Lol

Gays are good people, i love tossing them head-first off of the roof

I mean... Uhh What? Oh

jk jk

I'm white privilege. *discorporates into a nebulous cloud of cackling demonic faces hundreds of feet in diameter*

YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF THEN

Ooh finally a use for all the gays in my basement

Prussian Niggas

Wtf lol

@Hellhound6 mer what shop you work at

@queefburgler Why you wanna know

You out towards NC?

Just curious, im a tech also out here in sunny abq

Ah, dude I do detail work n tires

Oh ok im a tech

Tfw whem you walk up fornt to the customer lounge and a lady is threatening tovget her lawyer

Grandpa sent me a pic of sunrise where I used to live in OK. I miss US so much

If you were to change the national anthem, what song would you replace it with?

maple leaf forever

Country roads

Maple leaf forever lmfao

yea bud fuck urself

I legite thought it was funny tho

Battle Cry of Freedom

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition

And the 🌞

Praise the Sun

Furries make great vlad-esque lawn decorations

What'd you say about my dick? I can't hear you over the sound of my 10 inch lifted 8x8 20 cylinder 30000 decibal truuuuuuuck yeeeyeeeeeeeee

I gotta find the pic, but some dude in my town no joke has a 20ft tall truck and needs a hydraulic running board to get into the cabin

Unholy fuck

F for respects

Not funny, medically fascinating

Like Im 6'4, and I was at head level with his undercarriage

Shit was wack

Jfc

Thats ridiculous

There's no reason for that

Look at the horror. Look at it

No

No

I don't want to believe it

Neither do I, but manlet harry has forced this upon us because of his insecurities

I want to fight him so bad

Idek why

I'm pretty sure its illegal to beat up the disabled

Im pretty sure its a crime to be this disabled and left alone

Where are his care takers

You wanna know what's worse? That man has reproduced, but silver lining is if he can get laid anyone can

Oh god.

Im scared

For his children

They at least look embarrassed when they rolled into downport

I definitely would be

You can't stop the smol benis of that ma

Friendly reminder that despite being outnumbered three to one, Armenia still managed to cause 3x as many casualties

Man, sometimes motherfuckers be actually badass and brave as fuck.

Turkroaches need not apply

I want to mention that we shot down 47 aircraft, when we had only 3 of our own

We had practically no Air Force

Doge

I love him

The goodest lil battle buddy

Behold, the potato famine is over

(2nd attempt at a garden)

it's a start!

Yas.

I really need to grow potatoes in my garden. And maybe some tobacco and hot peppers while Im at it

I need to start a garden period

more ferts more nitr

Oh yes

I've stolen that

I wasn't sure if it's been posted (did a quick scroll up) and figured someone would appreciate it

onthetopicofGadsens

I really want that Cobra Grenade Fuck Round Find Out in flag format. . . mmmmmhhhh 👌

Hol up

Hey viking i had one more over in general can u meme for me again

Yeah, I think i tried and it spazzed

Was it this one

Wtf

I can't find it now

Ill refind

Try screening it again or resaving it

Im trying lmao

I had to fuck around with that last Gadsen to do it (l o l)

A true king.

Was it this one?

Yesss

Good because i was havin a hellava time

Me too lmao

Its chill tho

Thanks tho

Np home skillet

Time to kill

In minecraft of course

NY makes it so that undocumented immigrants can get driver's license though it doesn't say they get insurance I hate my state with a burning passion

I feel you. Its one of the dumbest things Cuomo has done

Well there is also him being connected to bribery in building in the Buffalo Billion deal which everyone of his cronies got caught and arrested. His just doing what his father would do seems we are run by a Mafia shitboi

Or when he bought himself a brand new helicopter for State EMS, but just uses it as his personal taxi

Or building an unnecessary and unneeded welcome center for LI, well into Suffolk County and away from any end of the Island. Just so his girl had a place to pee when traveling to the hamptons

Is it bad I want Anthony Wiener back all that dude did was send a dick pic. xD

Got me boog soot for blending in with the weebs